redundant can-opener usage

Refers to where you open a can of soup or fish wif a can opener even though said tasty-comestibles container has a built-in pull-tab.

Employing da "redundant can-opener usage" action isn't necessarily always a silly or time/effort-wasting operation --- it eliminates da hazardously-sharp torn-metal edge, and thus it can enable you to more-safely empty out da can's contents without risking cutting yourself (great for if you're having young and therefore-more-easily-injured children helping you prepare da meal), plus it allows you to more-thoroughly clean out da can instead of wastefully leaving a ring of perfectly-edible food inside da slightly-encroaching-into-da-can's-interior rim of da can.

by QuacksO December 30, 2021

To Open the Bay Doors

To spread one’s butt cheeks during defecation as too minimize the clean-up that will be required.

“Forgot to open the bay doors today and was wiping for hours, so annoying!”

by Ka-Chowder May 11, 2022

Festivus opening

An act of closeted homosexual relations between a scruffy straight man and a metrosexual in denial.

I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear sweatpants.

by Patty90 March 27, 2016

Open the peanut butter

Said when a guy who hasn't gotten any in a while strikes out with another girl. Refers to the opening of a jar of peanut butter for the purpose of slathering said peanut butter on one's penis to provide a dog incentive to lick it.

Sexually frustrated man: "I just struck out again! Such a long dry spell..."
Friend: "Might be time to open the peanut butter"

by Wolf13 October 24, 2014

OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR

when a specific blue robot does not know how to open a door

"okay my hand is on the handle what do I do now"
"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR"

by theoneandonlyquandaledingle February 10, 2025

Open Up Yo Neck

This phrase is typically said in a mugging in which the mugger will politely ask for your necklace or chain

"Ayyo Open Up Yo Neck!" *steals chain*

by Muggers anonymous September 6, 2020

Open/mineded

The ability to openly mine assets over conventional wisdom and constraints that focused completely on discarding all values determined by man.

Sherry: I’m not really for this Phil

Phil: All you have to be is open/mineded, it’s coming regardless and there is nothing you can do to stop it.

by PsiRuiz April 30, 2025