A court ordered breathalizer installed to immobilize the ignition of a drunk loser.
I tried to take a chick home from the bar, but I couldn't get my car started because of my loser lock.
by Greg Chapman, Ben's Boss January 18, 2012
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When a person lies down amd another person does a shit across their neck. Aka The Cincinnati Bow Tie.
‘Brian fell asleep at the party and woke up with a Vauxhall bike lock!’

Ha ha - unlucky man!’
by SketKween November 18, 2021
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A pathological liar who seems to lie compulsively!
Bro 1: Man Darrell always making shit up

Bro 2: Yea bro he stay with his Cap Lock on !
by TrottSavvy July 21, 2022
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A thing that your mean ass parents do to you in the car when you put your head too far outside the fucking window because you sooo fucking dumb that you think your a dog.
tony: Ari get the fuck back in the car

Ari: oh god im sooooooo sorry

child lock
by pornsucks June 6, 2019
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The mood in which you must uncontrollably caps lock someone's face off.
1. HOLY CRAP I CAN'T BELIEVE HOT POCKETS ARE 50 CENTS OFF
2. HEY I'M IN THE MOOD TO CAPS LOCK YOUR FACE OFF, BECAUSE I AM CAPS LOCK EXCITED.
by Los Pro March 11, 2014
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1) She can't club with you guys this Friday, she's on "geek lock," she's got the A.P. soon.

2) Her parents don't let her have a social life, they keep her on "geek lock."
by Xianna Blue January 28, 2017
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Just like Goldie Locks, you have picked the perfectly right option of your desires. Whether your preference be dating, in a relationship or simply the talking stage, it is the perfect situation you and your partner are currently in. This is Goldie Locks Zone.

Included for men and women of all ages and of all stages in a relationship. This is where you and your partner feel the most joyful and satisficed at their stage of the relationship.
Justin: So Ryan, are you and Jessica a thing now?
Ryan: Bro. We are in the Goldie Locks Zone. We are both perfectly happy in where we are in our relationship.
by e56r6678 October 3, 2022
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