deformed man's toilet

The official name for accessible toilets in China, translated literally from its original Chinese-language counterpart.

Kyle: Hey, I took this disabled guy into the deformed man's toilet yesterday.
Chris: Why are you calling accessible toilets that?
Kyle: Just because I want to. I love going to the bathroom in China.

by The Real Driller January 10, 2022

Toilet paper dick

When you’re cleaning jizz off of your penis and toilet paper gets stuck to yours dick

“Dude after I came to a picture of Miranda I gave myself toilet paper dick”

by A classy fellow June 6, 2020

toilet paper fort

A type of Fort you make made out of toilet paper which usually results as being caught and kicked out

Janie made a toilet paper fort in walmart

by Jade and janie December 25, 2016

Nigga Mountain Toilet

Nigga Mountain Toilet (allso known as NMT) is a rituall where a man of african heritage sitts on a toilet atop a mountain (taller than about 100 meters above sea level). the man is often seen reading the news but it is not necessary to create the NMT phenomenon

Ah man look at that dude! he is doing the Nigga mountain toilet

by Jackbanan August 17, 2019

Toilet Bowl Confetti

The dried urine, dandruff, and pubic hair found on and around a toilet bowl.

Ex.1
Jane: Our guests will be over soon, have you cleaned up the toilet bowl confetti yet?
Jack: Not yet, I was busy washing the dishes!
Ex.2
Joe: Dude this party is hella dope. Where's the bathroom though, I got a huge dump tryin' to crawl outta my powdered donut, if ya know what I mean.
Bill: It's down the hall and to the left, but watch out for the toilet bowl confetti.

by Pendleton Ward February 15, 2015

Toilet Paper Mobility

How accessible your toilet paper is. If the roll is off of the toilet paper holder it has high mobility; if it's connected to the holder it has very low mobility. Some people prefer not to put their toilet paper on the holder to have high toilet paper mobility.

I don't put my toilet paper on the holder so I can have high toilet paper mobility.

by Painey November 8, 2014

The Class Toilet Paper

That person in your grade who is the butt of every joke, the victim of every prank, and the taker of shit from the entire class

Sam: Dude, did you hear that Josh Alexander thought some piss was apple juice and he drank it?

Phil: Hahaha, dude no way! He is like The Class Toilet Paper!

by waka mcwaka March 14, 2011