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443 Owned in the Face

A general term used for excessive blocks/restrictions on internet access.

The term derives from port 443, the HTTPS or "secure" port. Often times, students at schools or employees under a restrictive firewall would bypass web filters by using port 443 instead of 80 (standard HTTP). Once this caught on, administrators across the world started blocking port 443 on their restricted networks, leading to "443 owned in the face."
Jill: "Crap, I can't get to my email. But maybe if I try it through the secure port..."

*ACCESS DENIED!*

Random Guy: "443 owned in the face!"
by Dylan Evans November 14, 2006
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suck your own

1- means to suck ones own dick.
2- An insult
cock- your gay.
dick- fuck you bitch!
cock- go suck your own!
by vin July 23, 2004
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Owain

A "Mexican" slang term for the penis.
Alphonso: Hey! Jose! I hear you slept with that facilona!
Jose: Si cuate! She loved my Owain inside her!
by Pseudo-God July 10, 2012
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The Owl

Sexual intercoarse in which a man and a women are configured into a doggy style position. During intercoarse the Male very quickly remove the penis from the vagina and raise it up 2" and enter in the anus without missing a beat. This in turns surprises the femail whereas her head turns around 180 degrees.
Last night I pulled The Owl she never saw it coming!
by Haptic January 27, 2009
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get off your own dick

it usally arrises in a situation, when a person belives they are so good at something e.g. football, games etc and they are basiclly up theirselves but only during the event.
(living room of a friends house after a night out)
steve: oh thats great play from that lad
troy: get off your own dick
nat/luke/chris/neil: hahahahaha
steve: now thats a good one
by Luke Harris August 18, 2006
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Owen

A cute boy who's nice to everyone. Usually tall for his age and with GREAT hair. Has an awesome attitude and makes everyone around him feel awesome. All the girls love him, they are like his posse that follows him around. But, he doesn't boast it out, even though he's wanted by everyone. He seems nice when you first meet him but after you why to know him he's even better. A great athlete too. All around perfection. Owen is a great dude.
You know Owen? Oh yeah we hung out last week he's great.
by Bruhcita May 25, 2016
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Owen

Owen is a good kind of guy, usually popular

( Owens dick is usually huge for example it bulges out )
Owen
by Flirty gabe October 16, 2019
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