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Noah Patterson

Noah Pattersons are usually very dirty and disgusting. They often growl unexpectedly, and like to burp a lot. They look like tall hobbits and like to shove their fingers up their arseholes
Girl: “omg! Did you see that Noah Patterson, it’s so disgusting!”
by Angelina Bhatti November 24, 2021
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Sonnyboy Noah

Someone who is visionless and immature to deal with issues.
by Jhnh May 8, 2021
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Noah

Literally the coolest cutest guy in the whole world and he's really nice but can be mean sometimes and is really good at calming you down but will not let you tell him about your special interests and despite how amazing he is he can be really insecure sometimes but he shouldn't be because he's just that cool
Random person 1:"That fence is a Noah"
Random person 2: "Fences aren't that cool!"
Random person 1: "You wouldn't get it.."

(please accept my entry )
by NOTnoia March 15, 2024
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Noah

He will describe all of his kinks to you on his first date. He likes to smother toes in mayo and then shoves it up his throat. He is known best as the throat goat (better than Lana Rhodes). To make a Noah happy, you give him gift cards that he ends up swiping on peoples buts.
Noah is amazing.
by Noah's bae February 23, 2024
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Noah Schnapp

Noah Schnapp is the cutest boy on earth. He is funny, amazing, extremely handsome and has the best smile in the world. He is also an amazing actor as he plays Will Byers in Stranger Things, and has many more roles in other movies
Noah Schnapp is the best teenage actor
by Naya Glt January 7, 2020
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Noah

The skinny-legend of Mr.Grennan's physics class. He's read the other definitions and knows he's a total catch...but only in 3 mounts, when he turns 16. BUT DONT MENTION HIS BROTHER OR ITS A NO GO
daaaammmmnnnnnn, good things come in small packages, just look at Noah.
by NGCANL March 4, 2019
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Noah Malonga

One of the best friends you could ever ask for. He’ll make you happy whenever your down. If you ever meet a Noah in your life then your lucky.
Did you know Noah Malonga scored 15 against ONL” “Nah but I’m sure he went crazy
by sir.dd_33 November 23, 2021
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