illegal money

Money that has been taken, or acquired by illegal means

Damien: I can't use that it's illegal money
Jon:What's illegal money
Damien: Money that's been stolen
Jon: Oh ok

by Illegal Money April 30, 2016

money crab

A money crab is a person who loves money and is very stingy. The crab in the detention is reference to Mr Krabs from Spongebob who has the same characteristics as a crab Jew. Crab jews love to wrap their claws around some change they found on the ground.

Dylan was called a Money Crab when he started charging interest on the $.50 he loaned to a friend.

by The ginger December 3, 2018

lit money

Noun: Intensely lit

“My friend just bought a Porsche”

“Lit money”

by Nick4Nick December 6, 2017

Qwa Money

Someone who spends money on expensive unnecessary things, and losses profit on selling them.

How you living qwa money?

Another muscle car qwa money?
You living the life qwa money!

by Qwok April 14, 2023

cash money

when cashing the ashes from a bong or a pipe you could say that it is cash money

Stoner 1: *picks up a pipe* Is this still going?
Stoner 2: nope I just ripped it, it’s cash money

by itbeet June 17, 2020

Guilt money

The money you get from your absent dad who can't be there for you everyday. The money he gives you for all the things you wanted that he couldn't buy those years ago before you had him in your life. Basically, it's daddy absent/issue money from biological dad's who can't always be there for their children.

Dad: Here's $20. Spend it on whatever you want.
Son: Wow! Thanks dad, I'll buy some bobux with this!
Mom to Dad: Stop giving him guilt money just because you're never around that much.

by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX September 27, 2021

money mack

Canned mackerel used as currency in prison, since it's cheap and nobody wants to eat it.

Money mack:
"Hey buddy, I'll do your laundry for 5 macks."

by Roth Vantage December 17, 2017