Nipple Monster

A PERSON WITH A SWEATY SHIRT THAT MAKES THEY'RE NIPPLES STICK OUT UUUUUH PAPI

THE NIPPLE MONSTER HAS LARGE NIPPLES

by nipple guy September 9, 2019

nipples don't lie

something to say to a female when she says she's not cold, but she truly is

Abby: "Oh, I'm not cold at all. I'm just fine."
Alan: "Nipples don't lie. Put on my blouse."

by von groovy September 14, 2019

Nipple Monkey

A person who is obsessed with nipples. They always try and grab nipples where ever they see them. Usually, a female, the more aggravated cases can be male as well.

Man, that girl Trinity is a real Nipple Monkey!

by Qing bao October 16, 2019

Nipple hair

Nipple hairs are the succulent fruit of puberty. They are often shaved due to Nipple lice; being quite itchy.

Jonathan wanted a snack, but was too tired to raid the pantry. He settled on munching on some fresh cut nipple hair.

by TheHandBurgler November 28, 2019

Nipple Boner

Erection in the nipples

"Damn I have a nipple boner"

by CockBlocker42 October 28, 2019

Nipples north

When your are drunk as a mofucker. Pass out on your back.

“Bro, I was so fucked up last night I was nipples north.”

by Ballerstatus01 January 31, 2020

nipplecentric

Being in love with your own nipples, when you admire them all the time; and you can't stop your self from playing with them in public.

Sometimes I catch myself aroused in public and I can't help touching my nipples. I am nipplecentric and I love it.

by pandora7824 February 20, 2020