michael driver

A piece of shit that thinks that all socialists are evil, a fascist at heart, but a kind person

Hey Stalin check out this cunt, what a michael driver

by lilrocketman December 6, 2017

Shane-Michael

Shane-Michael is a quite but cool guy to hang around with. With brown hair and eyes, and makes any girl want to date him.

Hey have you seen Shane-Michael today?

by CN799 September 24, 2020

Michael Clifford

he is a kitten that thinks he is punk rock. but anyone in the 5sosFam will tell you that he is, in fact, a kitten.

Person 1: Dude, it's Michael Cliff-
Person 2: KITTEN!
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Michael Clifford: he is a kitten that thinks he is punk rock. but anyone in the 5sosFam will tell you that he is, in fact, a kitten.

by therealhalfbloodprincess October 19, 2018

michael is gay

a gay person by the name michael who likes people by the name ronnie juan angelo lucas

,michael is gay, when he dreams of ronnie

by fortnite_user68367827653678762 June 29, 2020

Michael Chen

Just a stereotypical name for a stereotypical smart asian that fled to america

Teacher: Would Michael chen please raise his hand
5 people's raise their hands
Teacher: the one with glasses
5 of the said people keep their hands up

by Joseph knottwheel May 17, 2018

Jeff Michael

The Hugest man in bluegrass. He was born as the most talented musician alive, but every day he gets a tiny bit worse. At the Age of 6 his rendition of Malagueña rivaled that of Roy Clark's, but by age thirty, he could hardly play the lead to bluegrass special needs. He has attempted to play Mandolin, Guitar, Fiddle, Dobro, Banjo, Bass, Piano, Flute, and with himself and has never mastered the art of any besides the last as he cant get none. This is attributed to his constant drinking, smoking and choking down food, which made him about as fit as the average southern dude. He almost made it big several times, but was fired from every good band he joined, and ended up as the head of the New High Country Boys. his youtube channel is made up almost entirely of videos taken from other peoples channels and pornhub the gay version, and Oh yeah, and hes also really really really obese huge and screams when he sings because he is so cool and not gay.

Person 1. Man that was a great Bluegrass festival yesterday!
Person 2. Speak for yourself, I need ear cream since I can hardly hear
Person 1. Oh did you stay for Jeff Michael and the New High Country Boys set?
Person 2. Yeah, shit got me fucked up for life my Dr. Said
Person 1. Thats why he only gets crowds at VFW's where the audience are all old war vets who cant hear due to explosions during Iwo Jima

by HugestManAlive August 1, 2022

Michael Ryu

He is a man with a large cock. 6.9 inches to be exact. Not to mention that he is an Asian so that's pretty fucking big. He is a sneaky little bastard that gets away with every bad word that he says. He can type really fast and is good at fortnite. He is very not used to being around girls which makes him act very weird and makes his 6.9-inch penis explodes. Last but not least, like every Asian, he is good at ping pong, but when he takes and L, I'd watch the fuck out.

Andrew: *beats Michael in ping pong* Michael Ryu: "Fuck!" "You are so gay, get a fucking life you faggot!" Teacher standing right behind him: "Andrew, why did you say such a thing?!" Michael Ryu: *In laughter turns around and his 6.9 inch dick slaps girl in the ass*, "oh shit, sorry you whore!"

by Richard Speed 4000 December 3, 2019