Martin

jess is the better martin

"hey, who's the better martin?"
" jess is."

by notrueshoodie September 13, 2025

al-martin

God

If you dont worship out lord and savior Al-Martin I will personally teleport your kneecaps into my soup.

by THE FUCKING LORAX October 8, 2019

Jenny Beth Martin

Co-Founder Tea Party Patriots. Tips, Tales, and Thoughts of Peach State. Christian, Conservative, was Republican now American. Live laugh love. Uncomfortable with same sex anything.

I got shot by Jenny Beth Martin when I tried to kiss my boyfriend.

by BuckSuck February 7, 2021

Martinism

We cannot define it! ,,Martin Luther King" tried to live ,,Martinism" -but he didn't manage. So ,,Martinism" is when you act nonviolent like ,,Mahatma Gandhi". If you live ,,Martinism" you will often get letters from the ,,FBI" that are written unfriendly.

,,Martin" can you give me a gun? ,,Martin": ,,Noway - I act nonviolent like ,,Martinism""

by h1ghflyer October 28, 2023

Dwayne Martin

A big hunky daddy who has a penis larger than the kraken. He does not fear death and has a love spell that will make ANYONE fall for him. He especially has a liking for William Turner.

“Dwayne Martin could choke me!”

by Daddy Dylan🧴 October 19, 2021

moist martin

When you lick your finger and stick it in a persons nose, similar to a wet willy.

I gave him a moist martin!

by Someguywhomadeathing September 2, 2018

Joe Martin

Joe goes by trey and has an uncircumcised penis

Joe Martin is a fat Mexican

by Gay Mexican February 4, 2022