Menstrual Litterbox

dirt floored hut where women go during the periods. This saves money on feminine products and is a natural way to live.

"I need to go spray down the menstrual litterbox before the wife goes on her period again!"

by caspergdk February 5, 2022

The Letter C

Leah Motherfucking Goddamn Tolle, the cunt herself

Me: Dude why tf does she walk like that
Sarah: Cause shes the letter C!
Me: Yeah! like that whale Leah!

by PurpleCarrotSticks February 5, 2022

The letter s

How the heck do you not know what s is it's a letter dummy

The letter s stands for sussy

by No name peep February 18, 2022

The Letter S

An overated terrible letter than is the first leter of me name.

I missipilled everythiengh noe becuase of the letter S,

by RedFinger221 March 12, 2022

Anti lottery

The fateful circumstance where everything that could possibly go wrong, goes wrong in a narrow timeframe; a Murphy's law special. The collective series of negative events happening simultaneously as if the red moon and stars aligned. Life did not simply give you the middle finger, it spawned a breed of Thumb-Thumb's from Spy Kids except instead of thumbs, they were exclusively comprised of middle finger appendages sent to tackle you in the night. The scratch off ticket you thought would yield you no more than a flat tire or a spaghetti sauce-stained dress shirt actually rendered the mother-load of Powerball prizes. You sir just unveiled the golden ticket to Milly Monka's Chocolate Sweatshop (and no, the snozzberries do not taste like snozzberries.) The good news is that this only happens to 0.00069% of the population.

Jessica: Hey man, what's wrong?

Tom: *sniffles* well, uhh, Kaitlyn broke up with me today right after I got into the motorcycle accident and my pet sugar glider died from testicular cancer this morning.

Jessica: ohh gee, sorry bud. Well at least your parents' divorce anniversary isn't for another month yet.

Tom: actually it's today..

Jessica: damn, guess you hit the anti lottery.

by YourAlmostBestFriend March 16, 2022

Fin Luter

a little snapchat slut who is 4 foot and that is an absolute gimp

omg it's the short snapchat slut who is a gimp, it's Fin Luter

by grace220305 April 23, 2022

lunch lottery

A means to save money in which one family member, usually the mother, prepares lunch for all except one random member of the family.

How else can we cut on our spending? We are already doing lunch lottery.

by tree9368 May 9, 2022