Lessing's Lunch

A lunch that is way too expensive and feels like a scam.

He got scammed with that Lessing's Lunch

by Crotch Cannon May 16, 2025

Lunching

A girl is eating her lunch (or any meal really) and she is shitting it out while you eat the shit. If you please, you may also regurgitate the shit into her mouth and she eats it, shits it out, and the process continues.

I’m on the bulk I think I need to go “lunching” with my partner.

by Troxxerman April 30, 2024

Lunching

The past participle of the word lunch.

Busy on Saturday? Let’s go lunching at the new cafe in town.

Sorry for the slow reply! I was in a rush to finish my lunching at work and didn’t have much time.

by Poet678 May 3, 2024

Given a packed lunch

To be given a packed lunch and put on a special needs bus

That guy is needing to be given a packed lunch and put on the happy bus that has stickers saying please refrain from licking the windows!

by GGG.A.L May 20, 2024

Teacher Lunch

A quick, low-variety and often unhealthy meal that can be eaten while multitasking.
Typically snack foods, but can be virtually anything.

The poor man's Girl Dinner.

"I ran out of money so I could only afford to eat diapers and cheese. AKA Teacher Lunch." "The fuck you say cheese?"

Don't settle for Teacher Lunch, you deserve Girl Dinner.

by Bananaramaslamma May 28, 2024

lunch-and-leave

The final lunch you have at a company with your coworkers after putting in your notice.

Are you coming to Bill's lunch-and-leave? His last day is this Friday.

by Basilman212 February 21, 2024

getting lunch

Slang for sneakily going out to give a guy a blowjob

Person 1: hey sorry I was getting lunch earlier.
Person 2: yeah uhhh you have some of it on your chin, pal.

by zimdoh March 11, 2024