A person who could be great but centers around someone who is like a swirling log in a lake trying to steal their achievements and glory.
Matt thought Andrew was so cool he decided to hover around him all day like a dead log and steal all his coolness.
by Jordan Skeetersen April 1, 2024
Get the Dead log mug.A lonely old guy who floats downriver into the shop to shoot the shit with the mechanics and never wants to leave.
Typically a very sweet person with lots of time on their hands.
Typically a very sweet person with lots of time on their hands.
by Echonacea February 2, 2021
Get the LOG mug.When you are snuggling in a row of people, and the end person rolls over everyone. It’s like leap frogs, but rolling over people.
by That bottom bitch November 11, 2020
Get the Lincoln logs mug.In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.
by My grandma just ate some prune June 25, 2019
Get the Morning Logging mug.When you don’t clean your rear end. Don’t be a douche-douche! You can at least make sure one end is clean.
by George Coonie July 15, 2024
Get the Inappropriate logging mug.A really large stool. A big piece of poop that floats in the toilet similar to how a log in a river would float..too big to flush, the size of the shit becomes a toilet clogger.
by MainRain October 13, 2018
Get the Caca log mug.A slang term for someone who throws beer bottles at objects foreheads causing the glass to shatter and shards cut into facia liquid tissue looking like you ca,e out of the sawmill. It’s 5th degree burn of evil.
Don’t throw beer bottles like murder weapons. Log slicing should never be taught at home. It’s pure evil and way beyond illegal.
by Strasburg1991 January 2, 2023
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