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log

look that log fell down
by rat lover September 19, 2021
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A Log Just Hit the Fire Door

The sudden onset of the need to shit urgently.
Damn, A log just hit the fire door, I'll be right back.
by ipat8 February 16, 2024
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log jam

A party or gathering with too many guys and not enough girls.
Also known as a sausage fest, sword fight, or a wang out hang out.
Dude this party is a total log jam...there's no chicks.
by zombie mike March 30, 2009
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Anal Log

like the opposite of a sneaky shit just a big old log into the shitter just plop plop loud ass sound boomboom plttt
brb mate gonna take a dump
sneaky shit ?
nah mate anal log
fuck good luck mate *taps ass* *strokes tail*
by anonymous March 1, 2022
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punky log

In the olden day’s, during the western expansion, settlers would arrive to camp late, (usually in the dark) and throw the first log they could on the fire. After sippin whiskey, campers would fall asleep by the fire. Come morning, the lonely men would wake up with a terrible cough from the moss and fungus on the log they had burned the night before.
Wow bro, you don’t look so good after that one night stand. Looks like you slept next to a punky log.
by Rsymps December 2, 2017
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Log Skirt

A lot skirt is a pencil skirt worn by a fat person.
“Omg, did you see Becky in that pencil skirt today?” -person

“It looked more like a log skirt” -person 2
by thot-o-meter December 10, 2018
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waste log

The act of throwing something away that was once of great importance.
"Bro.... I was sooo hammered last I think I might have to waste log my liver ! RIP "

-Delaney Crawford
by Waste logged May 3, 2017
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