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Lauren

A rude, back stabbing, fat shaming, lame, loser, no life, no friends, very dark, feet finder poster, crunchy braids, and all around a very bad person you shouldn’t hang around a Lauren especially IF THEYRE IN MILWAUKEE.
Girl 1- Did you see Lauren today?
Girl 2- yea she was kissing a new girl.
by Laurenbigbackhater101 November 19, 2023
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Lauren weaver

Big hunk of lard usually is charzarding herself at night. She also usually likes doing the alaskin pipe line when no ones home.
This girl lauren weaver is the queen of alaskin pipe lines
by Pooopppoiopo June 18, 2025
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lauren bartlettevans

My gorgeous missis I hope to be with for my whole life that I love so much ❤️❤️❤️
Lauren Bartlettevans is so gorgeous ❤️
by Bignig47 July 21, 2021
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Lauren gossy

A girl who has a strong passion for shifting on the toilet for multiple hours
Wow I’m almost like a Lauren gossy with all the brown stuff coming out of me.
by Amir cantaloupe 3000 November 16, 2021
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local Lauren forcement

What we'd have if Ms. Bacall was sheriff.
Since da former Mrs. Humphrey Bogart was such a strong proponent of women's rights, said famous Liberal-Party actress might have had to do some major 'weeding of da ranks" --- or at least instigate a robustly-potent gender-fairness-training program --- if she'd assumed a "local Lauren forcement" role, since not all of da deputies under her control might have been similarly equality-minded.
by QuacksO March 17, 2024
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lauren renee valdez

A girl who wants to be the best she can be and won't let you hold her back. You might not realize at first but she's enchanting in her personality and looks. Once you get to know her she is not shy at all and will blurt out anything on her mind appropriate or not. She loves animals and animals love her. She goes with the flow but if she doesn't agree she won't . If she doesn't like you , you'll know. She has a fairly large behind as well!
Bro that's Lauren Renee Valdez
Man she is smoking hot.
by Boo02 June 23, 2017
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