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Joshua

A commonly used name for a person who loves minors. Usually minors who are able to walk but not not old enough to run. He prefers multiple minors at one time.
BECAREFUL! Joshua is at the kindergarden playground!
by @merica November 3, 2023
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Joshua

Joshua is an amazing guy real boyfriend material he seems like the biggest nerd but once you get to know you will not want to leave his side people call him a fuccboi from how many girls he dates he has the most beautiful brown eyes and long black hair (fun to do braids in) although he hates it when People take his hats he dose not mind he just plays around he has a cute smile but he dose not like to smile often when ever his girlfriend is sad he always knows how to cheer her up he will love you like no other once you start to hang out with him you will want to date him he knows karate so be carful on making him mad he has a great sense of humor he will ask you if he could say some of his dark humor jokes and some of his jokes are like really funny you will want to find your self one because when you do he will rock your world in both way ;) he loves his girlfriend very much but if u hurt him to much he will fight you but once you get to know him he will open up like a book but one thing is for sure the one thing he tells no one or his middle name for some reason but he is still the best boyfriend I will ever have
Girl1:Man that girl is so lucky to be dating him
Girl2:who’s that
Girl1:that is a joshua one of the most amazing athletic guys ever

Girl2: lucky 🥺
by The_loved_kid October 17, 2019
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Joshua the wiseman

Joshua the wiseman - a stupid boy whos dad is always geeked with a dog called snoopy who has down syndrome
Look at joshua the wiseman what a prat
by Snoopy the goat April 6, 2025
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Joshua Jacobson

1: Is that Joshua Jacobson?

2: Yeah isn’t he such a jew?
by onesmolboi September 3, 2019
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Joshua Lalu

Has his way with all the ladies, Joshua Lalu has the most disgustingly large level 10 GYATT and was able to rizz up notable figures like Mr Capewell and Joe Morris. He is kind, caring loving of all the women, men and children. He is as handsome as a devil.
OMG, Joshua Lalu kept edging me for six hours straight!
That's crazy! Joshua Lalu is my dream man
by NathanSimms December 22, 2023
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joshua jaylen mondrell pickens

a 5’1 man
ace: ur like 5’0
josh: NO IM 5’1
when u see a 5’1 man say that’s joshua jaylen mondrell pickens
by acethingz420 May 14, 2024
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Joshua

Me: you got a small dick!
Him:My name is Joshua
by Datmofo444 December 30, 2021
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