by ppdestroyer_718 November 22, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. .
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025
Get the 《¤》Jason 《¤》 Mantzoukas 《¤》 Jason 《¤》mug. Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?
Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.
Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.
Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
by 4nimosity October 17, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. Jason will always keep you guessing. If it’s not a night of running 10 mi on psychedelics it’s a night of head banging to thump thump music.
by Thosepseudonym November 22, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. Jason is an absolute sex god with a chad aura and a huge bulging appendage. Women want to be with him and men want to be him. If you ever meet a Jason just know: he fucks. Jasons are the apex of sigma males and are living gods.
Girl: holy moly is that Jason?
Girl 2: wheres the nearest bathroom i think i just drenched my panties
Guy: why is my dick so small
Guy 2: maybe i should hit the gym
Girl 2: wheres the nearest bathroom i think i just drenched my panties
Guy: why is my dick so small
Guy 2: maybe i should hit the gym
by Epic_chad_gaymer_69 November 23, 2021
Get the Jasonmug.