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Ass Rascal

Person 1: Wow he's such a flamer
Person 2: Agreed, what an ass rascal
by DaBigPimpinOne May 24, 2009
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blew ass

To flatulate - or fart.
Joe and Seth were driving when Joe smelled something gross and asked Seth if he blew ass in the car.
by Laser Luv May 28, 2007
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ass stone

A chunk of shit up under the rim of your asshole that skids your draws and eventually drops out once you get to walking.
I cant wear a thong cuz I gots a ass stone be working its way out
by blossombaby December 23, 2013
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Ass Treason

Popping one's genitalia into something or someone (or letting one pop their wiggler inside you) who is not their significant other. Like pulling a Benedict Arnold except this time it isn't a country being betrayed...it's one's personal piece of ass.
That filthy girl commited one of the biggest acts of ass treason imaginable...for not only did she open her legs for that random dude, but then took the Scotish Terrior home for a little under the covers desert.
by Ashton Bland October 24, 2006
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ass-weevil

A derrogatory term used to refer to one who is like an anal itch that you can't quite get rid of. More directly, it compares an extremely annoying person (usually a pestering co-worker) to a small burrowing insect that has made its home up your ass.

The term itself was most famously coined in a fit of rage by one Mat Noguchi, the notoriously hostile tools developer for Bungie Studios (creators of the Halo video game franchise).
Bill (for the millionth time): "Hey Nick, do you have those reports ready for me yet?"

Nick: "GODDAMMIT BILL! FOR THE MILLIONTH FUCKING TIME I WON'T HAVE THE REPORT DONE TILL FRIDAY! GOD YOU ARE SUCH AN ASS-WEEVIL!!! I HOPE YOU DIE!"
by Mr. Horsefly April 27, 2006
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ass goatee

The result of a fully shaven vulva viewed from the front with hair still remaining near the anus at such an angle that it appears to form a goatee.
Man last night I was going down on Sue and she was so smooth but then I moved too low and hit her ass goatee. I wanted to puke up a hairball.
by trainee October 25, 2007
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WoW Ass

The feeling that grows on your ass after staying online on World of Warcraft for longer than 5+ Hours.
Knick: My ass hurts soo bad.
Topher: Must've been playing WoW too much.
Knick: I know, that WoW Ass is rough.
by Herrells8th March 1, 2011
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