internetlessness

A rare disorder that usually only appears in parts of Africa,South America and Mexico. It is a rather contagious disease that originated in Zimbabwe where the virus was conceived. ALL contact with the host Mr Robert Mugabe most be avoided.

God speed and God save us all
*Any symptoms of the disease must be reported to your local Lan Admin*

Take a look at Africa on Google earth at night and you'll see that theres almost NO lights (No electricity) On the whole continent ergo ~internetlessness~

internetlessness by Wilman March 12, 2008

internet celebrity

Someone whose credibility ends where real life begins.

"My YouTube video has the square root of pi trillion hits. That makes me an Internet celebrity!"

"Shut up and give me my taco, you loser fuckbrick."

internet celebrity by Gerbil Warrior April 17, 2008

internet zombification 

n, The process by which the victim refreshes or cycles through a handful of websites over and over mindlessly and without satisfaction.

"Man, I don't want to do my term paper, or anything else for that matter; I am suffering from internet zombification."

internet zombification by Lee Warrick May 8, 2008

Internetational 

A phenomenon that is famous worldwide, but only among internet users.

Lolcats have become an internetational phenomenon.

Internetational by FenriX October 21, 2008

internet rounds 

going on the same same sites and checking the same stuff on the internet everyday in a near exact order e.g. check your emials cheack the scores check your facebook have a look for some bargins chat with some buddies then log off

(on instant messenger)
Bill: so what you doing?

Ted: nothing man just doing the internet rounds

internet rounds by samsimonB January 14, 2009

internetizing 

1. The process of reading and or subscribing to RSS feeds.

2. Using the website Stumbleupon for long periods of time.

Girl 1: What are you doing?

Boy 1: Internetizing. It's the new trend. Check out this awesome RSS feed!

Girl 1: Uhm...?

Boy 1: Look it up in Urban Dictionary

internetizing by X22 February 1, 2009

internetworkexpert 

A company that doesn't know what they are doing, and often tries to sell you useless training material!

Hey bob, you didn't buy that book from internetworkexpert, inc, did you?
"shit yeah, i did. my bad!"

internetworkexpert by woodjablowme man February 21, 2009