italians

they’re not real. they don’t exist. shut up.

person 1: hey did you see this new italian restaurant??

person 2: wdym homie, italians aren’t real.

by DHCIS SODBSOANDIXBX August 6, 2021

Italian fork

When one shoves pasta in there but hole and lets it marinade for a day. Then forks it out in a twirling motion the poop being the perfect sauce.

He aldo you should try the Italian fork dish. Me and my lady loved the sauce and the noodle was so marinated.

by Freezedry69 April 28, 2023

Rusty Italian

A term used to describe a female who's vagina is so raunchy it "rusts"

"Dude- She's such a Rusty Italian, nobody goes down on her."

by Dewayne January 17, 2013

Italian Blowie

Where an italian girl sucks off a man. Then pulls his foreskin to the end. And crunches it with her molar teeth.

Jimmy got the ole' italian blowie. Thats why hes hunched over

by StoneHusky August 22, 2024

Italian Pocket

When you just ate and are kind of full but still a little room in your stomach for some pasta

I just had dinner but I have just enough room for a few bites of pasta. It can go in the Italian pocket

by Xanessa July 17, 2024

Italian Butthole

Where the blowjob is so sloppy wet. It’s leaks to your butt cheeks and slicks the hair back like an ole Italian hair cut.

My girlfriend was slobbering so hard on my knob. That it leaked to my cheeks and slicked the hair back like an old Italian gangster cut. Giving me an Italian Butthole.

by Professor NuNu December 6, 2022

Italian dandruff

Shakeable parmesan cheese, usually from a plastic container with a green lid.

Yo, pass me that Italian dandruff. I'm about to church up this spaghetti.

by Bicycle Party December 28, 2023