The operation performed by a wife who is waiting in the driveway for her husband with either a glof club or a similar such item after she discovered he has been skanking around with some bimbo. (Ala Tiger Woods wife).
Office guy #1 Did you see Joe's car and Joe's face? What the hell happend did he get into a wreck ?
Guy #2. No his wife found out about Destiny and was waiting for him when he got home. As soon as he pulled into the driveway his wife performed a nine iron rescue.
Guy #2. No his wife found out about Destiny and was waiting for him when he got home. As soon as he pulled into the driveway his wife performed a nine iron rescue.
by Nickola100 February 25, 2010
Get the Nine Iron Rescuemug. oh he dead.
Gets the infinity stones from thanos and snaps his finger killing thanos and his army
¨I AM IRON MAN¨
¨I AM IRON MAN¨
by Kukatjman23 May 8, 2019
Get the Iron manmug. 
When you don't chronically suffer from insomnia yourself, but are in a relationship with someone who does, and the nights you suffer from insomnia are the nights your partner is asleep at a reasonable hour.
by 5tephani3 July 26, 2014
Get the ironic insomniamug. The tiktoker @musicallyisbetter (Called ironic in discord) used to own a faction named solar force. He was one of the worst leaders, and every other leader after that is said to get the fabled ironic curse. Signs of them acting like ironic can start only a week after.
by rocreature February 9, 2021
Get the The Ironic Cursemug. by imliterallygod October 23, 2018
Get the Ironic Tik Toksmug. A butt that is very hard, of similarity to what a BBL is. If you have a BBL, you automatically have an iron booty
by Fate Apocrypha September 5, 2025
Get the Iron Bootymug.