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iPhone Kid

A kid that never lets anyone else see their iPhone. iPhone kids have excuses every time someone wants to borrow their iPhone. Some iPhone Kids use the "low battery" excuse often, or the "you don't really need to see it right now man." Basically iPhone kids are really gay.
Tim: "Oh dude, is that the iPhone? Can I see it real quick?"

Sam: "No dude, it's kinda low on battery, you can see it later."

Tim: "God fuck you dude, your such an iPhone Kid."
by badass101 April 8, 2009
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V.I.P.

V.I.P: Vagina In-Pocket. When you know you got a girl's pussy conquered, you know you got love-makin' in the bag, it's goin down 2NITE.
The usefulness of this word is you can talk about a girl you're about to shag around many people, even right in front of her haha, but because VIP is already commonly used to refer to a Very Important Person, she won't notice that you are bragging/divulging sensitive information.
Very diverse usage.
Lady-Killer: Bro, I have been at this club for only a few hours, and i ALREADY got V.I.P. I'd like you to meet Kandy.
Bro: Boss, bro, boss
Hoe: Hi! My name is Kandy!
by Nasty_N8 January 17, 2011
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IPhone

A Cellphone, MP3 player and GPS locator in one, highly over priced and over hyped. Which attracts all the apple fan boy fags that are willing to pay out the ass for that stupid little apple logo on their cell phone or new computer. Which Macs by the way are not high performance gaming machines, so if you are planning to buy a mac for gaming you are a n00b.
Apple Fag: Wow, I just paid $400 for an Iphone, aint it awesome?
Non Apple Fag: I only paid $30 after $50 mail in rebate and I got a Sprint PDA phone with internet browser and GPS, and MP3 player like yours using an SD slot, but I can also take and send pictures which yours cant. You got ripped off man. Apple is crapple.
by forwardbias June 22, 2009
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ipod nano dat hoe

When you bust your load (after doing the deed with a woman) on your ipod nano you grab it by the headphones and slap it across her face thus sticking on her face and using it as an ipod holder.
Johny: hey Billy guess what i did last night
Billy: what did u do?
Johny: i took this girl back to my crib and she bagged on my performance so i ipod nano dat hoe and they i comfortably listened to my music.
by The Real Papa Smurf January 11, 2008
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iphone 6+

One of the worst phones made in the 21st century. It is designed by apple but probably made in china.
Is that the brand new iphone 6+? It is totally s***!
by pacman man September 22, 2014
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T.I.P

A word used for the notorious rapper Mac Dre, who sadly passed away. The abbreviation means "Thizz in peace" for Mac Dre, as he used to pop hella thiiiizzzz.
Goon #1 "Man i just got into hyphy music! Mac Dre is legit!
Goon #2 "Sheeeeit, Mac Dre has been around for days! All i can say to you Mac Dre is T.I.P (THIZZINPEACE)
by S1lent December 21, 2010
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Iphone Parent

a parent who uses the Iphone to help with all parenting activities, such as answering questions, finding the nearest toilet, baby change, child friendly restaurant,

can also indicate a new form of middle class parent
What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iphone parent or what!!
by jaffaw February 12, 2010
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