by The Elias June 02, 2016
A law stating that "No matter how low pant trends get, it will never be fashionable to wear them around your ankles (especially when going commando)."
Anyone found in violation of said law will 'disappear' mysteriously when passing by a wooded area (presumably by Bigfoot).
Anyone found in violation of said law will 'disappear' mysteriously when passing by a wooded area (presumably by Bigfoot).
by hitemlow November 24, 2009
Law of internet forums stating that any post conflating "Uranus" with "your anus" shall be down-voted to oblivion for being brain-meltingly unoriginal.
Uranus is nineteen times further from the sun than Earth, and therefore receives 1/360th the amount of sunlight. +3
Uranus is where the sun don't shine! -5,000,000; Herschel's Law invoked
Uranus is where the sun don't shine! -5,000,000; Herschel's Law invoked
by Sir William Herschel December 30, 2018
I found twenty bucks in the road, then got hit by a car, driven by the guy my girlfriend cheated on me with, while she was blowing him. I blame Louie's Law
by T-man from D town November 05, 2010
Great substitute for any of the following:
Bro, Dude, or Homie.
Usually used by white kids who arent gangster enough to say homie, are tired of dude, and are not good enough friends with people to call them bros.
Bro, Dude, or Homie.
Usually used by white kids who arent gangster enough to say homie, are tired of dude, and are not good enough friends with people to call them bros.
by Floe, Skyler November 26, 2008
Your mister-in-law but for everyone.
by MaskedMassacre July 03, 2020
This law states that, in any given political debate, the likelihood that one participant will refer to another as unamerican increases as said participant runs out of valid arguments.
Named for Fox News.
Named for Fox News.
Fox's Law in action:
Person A: "I disagree with the war in Iraq and would like our troops to come home."
Person B: "That's unamerican!"
Person C: "I think everyone should have access to affordable medical care."
Person D: "That's unamerican!"
Person A: "I disagree with the war in Iraq and would like our troops to come home."
Person B: "That's unamerican!"
Person C: "I think everyone should have access to affordable medical care."
Person D: "That's unamerican!"
by Lola Lithium May 04, 2010