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Distance-in-law

The appropriate distance one must live from their in-laws so they can tolerate them. General rule of thumb is just far enough so they can't drop by unannounced.
When looking at new houses, Rick had to tactfully remind his new wife that the appropriate distance-in-law in that state was no less than 75 miles.
by Grant Rampus August 31, 2016
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motherfucker-in-law

Everything I do is wrong for my mother-in-law. She is really motherfucker-in-law!
by 151bar151 October 1, 2016
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Walding's Law

Walding's Law is an adage that is best described as:
Paranoia in the development stage of any serious relationship that anything could cause an end to said relationship.
This is typically more frequent in youthful relationships where relationships tend not to last as long as more mature relationships. This being said does not exclude it from happening to mature and professional relationships.
This phenomenon is common within romantic relationships however it may occur outside one, such as in a new social or professional position.
Some examples of Walding's Law may include being worrying that:
1. Anything you do could cause your new romantic relationship to end.
2. Your new partner talking to someone else leading you to believe that they are interested in them.
3. Doing a task incorrectly could cause you to lose your new job.
4. Acting too much like yourself could make a newfound friend to lose interest in your friendship.

etc.
by StudyClassProductions November 2, 2016
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Gay-in-Law

Your mister-in-law but for everyone.
I have a gay-in-law and you don’t. You must be super jealous.
by MaskedMassacre July 2, 2020
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Chode Law

Chode law was created after a lifetime of studying by one of the greatest engineers the Midlands has ever seen. He wishes to remain unknown but will forever be heralded by those who know him for his excellent research and thesis on Chode Law.

Chode Law states that; The length of a chode is inversely proportionate to its girth.
Your penis is like a coke can....

Chode law baby, chode law!
by Shotgun_Norman October 2, 2017
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the law of vibration

This Law states that everything in the Universe moves, vibrates, and travels in circular patterns. The same principles of vibration in the physical world apply to our thoughts, feelings, desires, and wills in the Etheric world. Each sound, thing, and even thought has its own vibrational frequency, unique unto itself.
The law of vibration is one of the universal laws!
by ytho February 21, 2017
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Incest-in-law

To fuck one's brother-in law or sister-in-law.
Ed: "Wait, Jack fucked his wife Jill's sister?"
Eddie: "Yeah he just committed incest-in-law."
by The Elias June 2, 2016
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