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Hoosier Hook

The act of cutting across three or more lanes on the highway in the interest of not missing your exit. Predominantly seen in Indianapolis, although it can be seen elsewhere.
I just about ran by my exit off I-465, almost killed myself hitting a Hoosier Hook.
by Bobcat205 June 7, 2023
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Meat hook shimmy

A hand dance performed by a few sound blokes. Made in St Helens, it made its way over to the states and was absolutely raped in Miami. It will now diverge its was across the world to make itself known on a greater scale. The shimmy involves finding an NPC and dancing around them with your hands in the air. It may result in your phone being hurled across a room or you being physically removed from existence.
“Crowley is over there meat hook shimmying again”

“Shalalalalala ohhh meat hook shimmy”

“You won’t meat hook them birds over there will you, Bull?”

“We meat hook shimmy’d every cunt in the gaff”
by Pussy John March 21, 2023
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Heel Hook

Adjective. Term used to describe large hoop ear rings typically worn by black women. These ear rings are so large that if the womans legs were to be put to her ears during sexual relations that they could be used hold her legs.
That bitch was bangin, and I used her heel hooks to help me bend her in half.
by bilybob2010 November 16, 2010
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Hooking the marlon

When you loop your masterbatory arm under the leg of the same side.
Todd: "hey Robin, how'd you break your arm"
Robin: "look, hooking the marlon isn't for everyone"
by Elizastoneshaper February 21, 2024
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Captain Hook

When someone's dick is too small to grab with the whole hand when masturbating, they use one finger, looking like a pirate hook.
A:"Why's Tilly so mad?"
B:"Mike caught him Captain Hooking, now we all know he's got a lil cock"
by Cool cunt January 2, 2017
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Fish Hook

While inserting index finger in the anus, Bend the finger into a "J-Shape" which resembles a Fish Hook.
1. Give his ass the fishhook special.

2. Don't make me fishhook you.
3. Have you ever done anal? or gotten fish hooked?
by xLegit September 20, 2022
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australian hook job

When you are getting oral sex from a female and she slides her middle finger into your ass, she hooks her finger then your pretty much fucked
I love when my wife gives me an Australian Hook Job..
by Yojojodo September 8, 2018
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