Chumpy hog

A very large, heavy and girthy penis

Me: Does your dad have a Chumpy hog?
John: fuck yea!

by Chumpyhog09 March 8, 2025

HOG

Acronym: Hot Old Guy, that is, an older man who has no grand-children. Use as Hot Old Girl at your own risk!

Hey ladies, check out that guy over there, what a HOG!

by the_me777 October 29, 2019

Slippery Hogged

To use bacon grease in place of lube. A slippery bacony treat.

Yo I totally just slippery hogged her booty

Did you have sex? Yeah we slippery hogged.

Why does it smell like bacon? We slippery hogged.

by B-Rice May 11, 2014

hog muffler

hog muffler is a rare insult. to muffle a hog would be dirty and pointless. So someone who would do that are also dirty and pointless. If used sexually it would be an insult to the woman (hog) and the man (muffler).

Get out of my way hog muffler. "he uses the muffler on that hog all night I bet"

by Eagle fucker March 1, 2024

Presentation Hog

Someone who did some of the work, but does most or all of the presenting.

Shirley presented almost all my ideas, she's such a presentation hog!

by hawc November 5, 2009

Feral Hogs

People who illegally or unethically enrich themselves by acting on confidential information.

The coronavirus pandemic revealed Kelly Loeffler and Richard Burr to be feral hogs as they made investment decisions based on information they received in confidential briefings

by costrike March 21, 2020

Sack Hog

When one person breaks away from the circle in a game of Hacky Sack in order to show off.

Man, Brent's such a sack hog he's had for 6 minutes straight

by MetalZombie January 4, 2008