Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.

Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.

by SloppySeals January 25, 2024

Hanging Chad

After you take an explosive shit, and you flush, there’s still a piece of turd left clinging to the side or back of the toilet bowl.

After flushing, I noticed a Hanging Chad on the back of the toilet bowl

by Rinoia December 20, 2022

Hang and Bang

The act of setting up and IV drip on yourself or a friend, typically not in a hospital setting.

Wanna come over and hang and bang some ketamine, my guy?

by Mcmaniscaleb December 21, 2022

hang real

Faithful, dependable. Common Rio Linda phrasing.

If she quit talking to George that’s her bad. He’s the only one that would hang real!

by Giant Choad April 21, 2023

eyelash hanging from your eye

code for having a crush on somebody

“hey you have an eyelash hanging from your eye”
“oh thanks” *rubs eye*

by KittyGum May 11, 2023

Hang up

A hang up is a person who acts retarded, but isn't. They're almost retarded but they're just not quite there. They're on the edge.

John: Man, Mike is so stupid he's almost retarded.

Josh: He's a hang up.

by The Double C Man May 14, 2023

Go fucking hang yourself

When some asshole is irritating you so much, you want him or her to kill himself or herself via hanging.

Asshole: Fuck you fucking piece of shit.
You: Go fucking hang yourself you goddamn asshole.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 7, 2023