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Tech House

Subgenre of house music (or techno) which combines both house and techno vibes to create a truly unruly sound never before encountered in human history.

A lot of people seem to like tech house for it's ability to cause you to move in new and imaginative ways like you have never experienced before. Additional side effects of even short term listening include potential gurning, even whilst sober.

See also: house music techno warehouse big room acid
Ed: "Mate, check out this new tech house record I bought - it's truly unruly!"
Justin: "A true instabag!"
Tommy: "Siiiick!"
Anthony: "Yeah man that's proper mint. Listen to dem vibesss"
by Rehabilitated Bloke May 6, 2015
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fetch house

a house of punk rock in the northern california town of marysville. legendary for punk rock shows, drugs, violence, firearms, homosexuals, squatters, sex and booze.
"I lost my virginity, three teeth and a pint of blood at the Fetch House on Saturday."

"My parents told me never go anywhere near that Fetch House on G Street."
by Bobby Caustic September 8, 2005
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House of smiles

The house of smiles is the sexual health clinic, where one goes to get rid of his chlamids that his cheating bitch of an exgirlfriend gave him.

Normal people dont go to the house of smiles its always that grimey girl who you knows going to be 16 with 10 black babies in a council estate.
"FUCKING CHLAMYDIA? now im going to have to go to the house of smiles, again!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!"

"i seen your lass down the house of smiles last wednesday, what i didnt go for a check up i was walking past"

"have you give me anything it burns when i piss?"
by DJLMMYERS June 15, 2010
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in-house entertainer

Someone who prefers home entertainment more than doing the trouble of going outside to crowded events or noisy places for enjoyment.
Sally: "So how was your date with John? I heard you were going to watch the football game Friday night."

Mia: "Ah, we actually decided to stay at his place... John is more of a in-house entertainer."

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Jack: "Hey Pete, we're going to the theme park on Saturday, wanna join us?"

Pete: "No thanks"

Jack: "Oh come on, don't tell me your one of those in-house entertainers..."

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by ZenoDiac June 2, 2010
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house rave

What I throw!! If you got a fog machine, strobe lights, wrist bands, and BOOZE; you got yourself a mothafuckin house rave!
Spencer: Man, I'm throwin a house rave 2 weeks from now

Pete: HOLY SHIT! I'M BLACK!!!
by Splacner November 10, 2006
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pick-house

In football, intercepting a pass and running it back for a touchdown.
Dude 1: Man, I missed the end of the Bears game what happened?

Dude 2: ARE YOU SERIOUS? Tillman pick-housed Garcia in overtime for the W.
by Eleven58 December 24, 2007
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House In Virginia

polite dinner table way of saying somebody has HIV/AIDS.
"Hey Shannon,did ya hear Max has a house in virginia?"
"No way...thats too bad, remind me to keep my distance from him."
by hotsexbaby May 15, 2005
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