Golden Labrador

A derivative of the Golden Retriever Boy / Golden Retriever Energy - a cute geeky significant other with very simple needs, easygoing and at times oblivious or gullible making it simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship.

Outdoors-y personality but still somehow glued to housebound activities; can be dishevelled or unaware to their own outward appearance at times as they are often more concerned about other people.

Fiercely loyal and protective, but generally fun loving with a willingness to please; loves physical interaction even if its just a good head pat.

That guys so cute and all you need to do is give him some good food, a good place to sleep and someone to love and he's yours for life; real golden labrador energy

by The Tequilla King October 24, 2022

Golden-Medium

The most succulent, well balanced, with the right amount of heat wing sauce that has graced the tenderness of chicken.

"We are going to run a golden-medium fuck fest train on those chickies at Zipps."

by Dumptruck June 21, 2016

Golden Snail

Vaginal thrush is a common infection caused by an overgrowth of Candida albicans yeast. This yeast lives naturally in the bowel and in small numbers in the vagina. It is mostly harmless, but symptoms can develop if yeast numbers increase. About 75 per cent of women will have vaginal thrush in their lifetime.

Symptoms you may experience if you develop vaginal thrush include:
Vaginal discomfort – itching or burning
A thick, white discharge with a ‘cottage cheese’ appearance and yeasty smell
Redness or swelling of the vagina or vulva
Stinging or burning while urinating or during sex
Splits in the genital skin.

"I was going down on this chick and she had Golden Snail, I nearly threw up".

by el capitán galante December 13, 2012

Golden road.

When you blow a load on a chicks ass then she shits and pisses it out on your chest.

I’m gonna take this chick for a ride down the golden road.

by Haulinballs June 12, 2019

The Golden Ass

Donald Trump. A man with great wealth who constantly makes a fool of himself and his followers.

It is a challenge for America to survive The Golden Ass.

by Bob Ainsworth October 19, 2017

gucci golden

Gucci Golden: where you are so good and so gold nothin can stop you

Gucci Golden: when the weed man hits you up and you tell em you gucci golden cuz you sittin on a fat sack

Hey man you wanna buy some bud?
Nah man im gucci golden!

"Im gucci golden this motherfucker goin down"

by GucciGolden November 13, 2013

Golden Pumpkin

When you fuck a girl and put your dick in her pee hole and your balls in her vagina

I just have that bitch my golden pumpkin!

by Captainwhitehat December 26, 2016