Got any grapes?

What the Duck says in a start of a normal day in The Duck Song. But, there are no grapes in the lemonade stand.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and then said to the man running the stand: "Hey, pa-pa-pa, got any grapes?"

by Europe2048 December 17, 2023

The Giffnock Grape Grinder

When a male takes their balls and another male grinds them up until it becomes a liquid form and then chugs it, But if they don’t finish it in one sip then they have to get their balls and have them dried into raisins.

The giffnock grape grinder, Dude thats gnaaarrrllyy

by lolpoppyclipper February 9, 2026

Peeling your grapes

Peeling Your Grapes
A playful way of saying “I’m just kidding” or “I’m messing with you.” Used when joking around or trying to lighten the mood after a sarcastic or teasing comment.

Alex: “Dude, I just sold your car for five bucks.”
Jordan: “WHAT?!”
Alex: “Relax, I’m peeling your grapes!”

by MrWalkEmDownNEatUpOnTheyTaint February 26, 2025

Scraped the grapes

When a person that identifies as male, grazes his testicles on the seat of a toilet

Josh was hammered on Easter but he accidentally scraped the grapes on his wife’s grandmother’s toilet seat.

by Nipple Knockers May 17, 2025

Grind the grape

A fruity, more accurate alternative to flicking the bean.

Female masturbation

First you gently grasp the grape, the juices start flowing, it starts to swell, and then you grind the grape

by juice-it-up June 8, 2025

Mac and Cheese with Grape Jelly

try it

muhammad: ALLAH TOLD ME TO EAT Mac and Cheese with Grape Jelly EVERY DAY
ALLAHU AKBAR DEATH BE TO FAGS

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024

They did surgery on a grape

They did surgery on a grape

They did surgery on a grape

by theydidsurgeryonagrape20-8-5-2 November 26, 2018