Gooch Flap

When a man, typically an older man, has quite a saggy scrotum such that when they lay on their back and remove any under panties the scrotum will block the gooch area, thus creating a gooch flap.

Doctor: Time for your prostate exam. Oh my where is your anus?!?! Just kidding I found it, it was hiding right behind your gooch flap!!

by CarlR69 March 18, 2017

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flap flick

The opposite to flicking a man's genitalia, flap flicking occurs when you flick the female genitalia with your fingers.

"My woman flicked me in the balls so I gave her a flap flick on her cunt!"

by Cooper GG September 17, 2016

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Hygienically challenged, usually overweight, people can develop a residue of body secretions on their person, typically in compressed areas of the body described as "folds". It can also accumulate in the groin. This filmy substance has a distinct and unpleasant odor. Like crap.

I would go on a date with Tina, but damn she smells like flap crap. I don't want to get that stuff on my hands.

I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.

by WillieWonka12 January 30, 2010

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wing-flaps

The thick jiggly folds of excess "webbing" that form below one's armpits due either to advanced age or his having gained more than a few pounds.

Teenager: Gramma!! Haven't seen you in ages!! C'mere so I can give ya a big ole' squeeze!!
Old fogey: Okay, but take it easy with my wing-flaps!

by QuacksO November 17, 2011

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Flap Slapper

A female who in an effort to encourage further vigorous copulation slaps her own genitals as if beating a war drum. Rhythm is usually comparable to the Christmas Carol “ The Little Drummer Boy” with encouraging words in place of the lyrics and vigourous slapping of the hand on the genitals in place of the “Parumpa pum pum” sections.

Dude, Maria is such a Flap Slapper. I can't get enough of her.

by Peto G June 11, 2011

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