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put your friends first

When your girlfriend/boyfriend ignores you while you are standing right there and talks to her friends instead.
hey why do you always put your friends first over your boyfrend/girlfriend?
by noxid, nivla May 8, 2006
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skeet at first sight

a girl or guy who is really hot and would make the opposite sex "skeet at first sight "
She makes you skeet at first sight
by its matt July 18, 2009
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pouring the milk first

The wrong way to do it, if you pour milk first you're wrong because scientologists brainwashed you to think that.
babysitter: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna pour the milk first -
babysitter: *dialing 911 and the FBI* HELP ME!!! SOME DEMON CHILD IS POURING THE MILK FIRST!!!

*10 MINUTES LATER*
Feds: FBI open up!
babysitter: BEGONE EVIL MILK-FIRSTER!
by Obv troll is obvious January 18, 2021
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Feet First!

Battlecry for foot fetishists worldwide. When someone hears that, hey know that that person is a fellow footperson.
When I entered the party, I heard some shout, "Feet first!"
by Kwame Welsh September 24, 2005
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pouring the cereal first

The best way to do it!!!! Pouring the milk first is freaking WRONG!!!!!
Boy: Momma ima get some cereal! (pours milk before the cereal)
Mom: WHERE DID I GO WRONG???!!!
Boy: oops, i forgot to pour the cereal first!!
Mom: You better keep pouring the cereal first shitwipe!!
by anonymous May 21, 2018
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AMERICA-FIRST

The act of improving the lifestyle of Naturally born American citizens in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. Requiring companies to hire only person Born in America, use products only made in America and protecting American's from terror or abuse from the liberal social agenda created by the Democratic party in 2009. A phrase used by True American's and Donald Trump in 2015. "AMERICA-FIRST.
American's are tired of undocumented person stealing their Identification to work in America, America-First need's to be a standard rule used by all companies.

My son was killed by an undocumented person last year, later we found out this person was living off American benefits for 10 year's and had never work or paid taxes.
by windy flores p. May 20, 2021
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You first

Something insecure males will say to a female once they have agree to trade nudes online, usually through the Kik app, texting, or even Facebook. Commonly used because the male is too afraid to reveal his penis size, or plans to receive nudes from a female and not send any in return.
by Chek1220 May 18, 2015
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