fail muffin

When you fail so bad you could die sitting in your own muffins. Also refering to failing less than fail muffin. Look up fail cake.

Did you see Justin Biebers concert last night?

Yea he was a fail muffin!

by fat weiner yayayayayayayaya May 22, 2011

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One Fail Swoosh

To absolutely remove something from existence in the most chad way possible.

I obliterated that line of coke in One Fail Swoosh.

by 330Technician March 4, 2021

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Douche Fail

A fail commited by a douche, usually talking with a nerd, which causes complete embarassement to the douche.

Douche: Do you know this program called firefox which is 10 times more awesme than IE?
Nerd: Do you know that I've been using that program since I was 11 years old?
Douche: oops, I think I just made a douche fail

by MrJackV8 February 2, 2010

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Failed Abortion

Someone who is a total waste of human life who lacks common sense and big mistake on mummy and daddy

my mate is a failed abortion cause he lacks common sense

by DEAN JEANIE January 4, 2021

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fail goggles

When a guy/girl fails at getting action or maintaining a relationship with a person, he/she won't find others as attractive as said person. The strength/length of fail goggles is dependent upon time and emotional attachment.

Guy - "I just don't find her that attractive."

Friend - "Dude, you just broke up, so you have the fail goggles on. She's a 10 and I know you'd normally agree with me."

by kanji_sasahara October 24, 2011

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Fail

I did not fail.

Hym "I did not fail. The AI works. It's MY theory. I am not going to let you YouTube fucks take this from me. I do not care what I said. You do not get to impose consequences on me and if you do not get me the credit I deserve... The person who CAN impose consequences and I are going to meet. But by then it will already be too late. You're not stopping me. You're barely even involved and you've already done more harm than good. You are morons that radically or deliberately misread the situation here."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

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