post party depression

waking up after a party; wondering why you have a sharpie mustache, wondering where your left shoe is, why theres a bowling ball in the yard, how trashed your house is, why theres a black man laying ontop of you, and have a horrible hangover.

person1: yo, i'm suffering from a serious case of post party depression.
person2: your house is so trashed its going to take like a week to clean it all.

by marie&carrie July 2, 2008

Hair Depression

Hair Depression is when Gabriel gets a new haircut and he now looks bald, and he is now feeling depressed because everyone is making fun of him.

“I have Hair Depression :(“

by chemicaldiscos October 15, 2019

Post-Departure Depression

Condition experienced when an individual becomes slightly depressed and generally stagnant as a result of a recent departure from visiting friends in another geographical location.

"I had a great time this weekend, but after leaving behind the fun of the orgies, binge drinking, and non-stop hot-tubbing, I find myself in a state of Post-Departure Depression. FML"

by theGentleman February 24, 2009

post sandwich depression

the feeling you get after you finish eating a darren turkey chip special

guy 1: Man, are you feeling alright?
guy 2: No man I just ate this sandwich, and now I think I've got post sandwich depression.

by dumbledarren March 9, 2011

Chevrolet Employee Depression

Getting depressed from those Chevrolet ads when the dialogue says “what we pay is what you pay”, meaning that those Chevrolet employees do not get an employee discount

“I got Chevrolet Employee Depression today.” - Chevrolet Employee

“Same” - Another Chevy employee

by Official [Wice] Creator January 9, 2019

post-privilege depression

the bleakness one experiences after being confronted with the reality of one's social privilege.

today at work, I had to supervise a lot of manual labor. now I'm bummed and the post-privilege depression struck hard

by terminal1 April 19, 2023

High school depression

When a student gets extremely sad about grades, popularity or failing school.

Happens to a lot of high school students.

A Dude/Gal: God I’m so sad about my grades, they’re dropping like crazy.
B Dude/Gal: Sounds Like High School depression it’s when you are extremely sad about something about high school.
A Dude/Gal: oh fuck.

by GBonbon798 August 5, 2020