GTD (Ginger Transmitted Disease)

GTDs are ALWAYS mistaken for stds.u see along time ago a ginger named errogk fucked an ape therefore developing GTD's.they changed it to stds in the 1200's because king arthur slept with a ginger and banned the word.in the 1990s it was discovered and brought back by south park

wow kelsi gave u a GTD (ginger transmitted Disease)

by xdfmkldfgbl[ March 10, 2011

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Salvadoran Dancing Worms Disease

A disease that originated from El Salvador that causes the sufferer to fall on the ground and start erratically convulsing and vibrating. The movements look like someone trying to do the worm and that is where the name comes from.

My doctor prescribed me medicine to help stop my Salvadoran Dancing Worms Disease.

by SootGremlin August 31, 2019

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Reverse-abortion lebotomy disease

When a baby boy is born with a knife on his stomach and he kills his mother with that knife, someone with this disease must run away after murdering his mother and is on the run from the government for the rest of his life.

Timmy was born with Reverse-Abortion Lebotomy Disease and murdered his mother at birth, he is forever on the run and has random flashbacks of his mother's uterus.

by Big Daddy Smurf May 22, 2011

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jet lag disease

A condition that occurrs after a person who has traveled for a vacation out of state or overseas comes home, and comes down with a cold, flu, and various other ickiness and then proceeds to contaminate others in their vicinity.

Peter: Molly, are you ok? Did you catch the flu?

Molly: I dunno, Peter... I just think I got Andy's stupid jet lag disease from his trip to London.

by ShookieShookie October 11, 2006

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