When a male has finished the job, pulls out and ejaculates all over his partners face, but before he’s done, he pulls out some chest hair and garnishes his leftovers in a salt bae manner.
I walked in on my flat mate last night, he was with a bird. He must have been conkers deep with her as he was “Cooking like Pozniak” when I caught them.
by VinceVegas January 24, 2020
Get the Cooking like Pozniakmug. The word could either be used as an adjective to describe someone who is in a bad situation when dating or as a verb to say that you have created something of value, something worth seeing.
1. As an adjective:
- A: Hey, did you see what he was wearing to his date today?
- B: Yeah, I've seen that horrifying monstrosity. He is absolutely cooked.
2. As a verb:
- A: Can I see your drawing?
- B: Sure, tell you what, I cooked. You are not ready for this.
- A: Hey, did you see what he was wearing to his date today?
- B: Yeah, I've seen that horrifying monstrosity. He is absolutely cooked.
2. As a verb:
- A: Can I see your drawing?
- B: Sure, tell you what, I cooked. You are not ready for this.
by extraordinarilyintimatetocats April 22, 2024
Get the cookedmug. Making something worse.
Since cooking over a spruce wood fire would make your food taste absolutely horrid
Since cooking over a spruce wood fire would make your food taste absolutely horrid
Person 1: You should inject salt into your urethra to kill a uti!
Person 2: Yeah! Now we’re cooking with spruce!
Person 2: Yeah! Now we’re cooking with spruce!
by Crocotta1 April 6, 2025
Get the Now we’re cooking with spruce!mug. When a woman is finished getting gangbanged and her vagina is destroyed, finally sits on her cucks weiner.
My girlfriend really enjoyed cooking the hamburger over the hotdog at the neighborhood BBQ but I left feeling kinda of emasculated
by LordBuckNaked August 15, 2024
Get the Cooking the hamburger over the hotdogmug. by Ojizzle March 30, 2024
Get the I'm Cookedmug. A post 9-11 service member who walks around acting like Sgt. York even though they haven't even sniffed combat. Arrogant/Ignorant wannabees. They won't talk about their service, not because they saw a lot of bad but because they don't want people to know that they haven't seen anything.
Check out bigshot tony, word has it that he's a combat cook, he spent his whole enlistment stateside.
by Realtime Joe November 24, 2019
Get the combat cookmug. by DolphDingler April 19, 2023
Get the Cooking sacmug.