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College Rednecks

A group of gang banger who usually mob, bully and scapegoat the thought-to-be-pathetic-loner all around the college department without knowing that they are messing with the wrong person that he in turn pulls up a great and malevolent pranks towards them. They are in absent knowledge that most introverts are gifted with 3-digit IQ and they often evaluate these discreet genius for being among the weaklings. Their unfounded statement is completely erroneous that in the end these rednecks end up humiliating themselves in fiasco.
A conversation by a group of College Rednecks

Shahril: Dude, I broke my laptop and if i told my parents about it they're surely gonna kill me.
Zoul: Let's falsely accuse this loner for smashing Shahril's laptop.
Aziz: Good idea Zoul. I'm in.
Hafidz: Hopefully, we can get some money to buy our cigarettes and some hot bitches.
Sha Ryza: Brilliant! I've been longing for a box of cigarettes too.

Aniq: I'd suggest that we bring this poor fellow inside Hafidz's room and beat him in the dark.
Epul: Nice one! Let me be the executioner and torture him to make him confess.
All: YEAH!

Soon, their actions are known by the College authorities and the whole students at college are starting to hate these moronic rednecks.
by Limpahruj June 28, 2010
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Truro College

Truro College is a Sixth Form College in Truro, Cornwall.

Awesome people go there.
"Wow, you're pretty awesome!"
"Yeah, I go to Truro College"
by Nope! Chuck Testa... February 4, 2012
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Boston College

school that thinks it's better than Boston University. BC has no Nobel Prize winners, BU has four.

BC--- school for losers.
Boston College is a school for fags and lesbians.
by John Shin April 30, 2005
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Pitzer College

1. A community of hippies and stoners masquerading as a college.

2. A campus covered in bad graffiti art.

3. A place to make up useless majors, such as "Modernity," that no one can comprehend.
"You go to Pitzer College? Do you have any weed you can share?"

"I can tell you go to Pitzer. I saw your dreads."

"What do you mean, you're a sober Pitzer student?"

"I go to Pitzer to change the world, one roach at a time."
by Lydia Mendoza March 8, 2008
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Coe College

A place where people go to college.

WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA
by Lyle Spiller October 21, 2010
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Geelong College

A place where all the rich kids go to school
snobby spoilt brats
20,000 a year
fucked up
= The Geelong College
by loveex November 1, 2008
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Stonehill College

A small liberal arts college in Easton, MA. Though it has a good academic reputation, it is a terrible excuse for a college. Around 75% of the school's population are complete squids and fags and have no idea how to party. It is pathetic. I remember when I chose to go to Stonehill College, I read that it was not a big party school, though there were parties. That is not true, there are no parties at Stonehill at all. There is no greek life and the few who live in off campus houses are weird as fuck. The girl to guy ratio is 3:1, but in reality the amount of girls who go out on the weekend is so small, every gathering is a complete sausage-fest. There are some hot girls, but because the school is so small, not a lot of girls put out because the entire school will hear about it within a day. Stonehill is the hotspot for the scrubs and schwaldos and if you want to experience a normal college party, don't set foot on this campus. The worst part about the school is that all the squids think it is the greatest place ever because at Stonehill, even a squid can be a "partier". If you're reading this as a high school senior, don't even think about applying. North Korea throws down harder than this place.
"Hey man, do you wanna go to Stonehill College?"

"No, I am a normal person..."
by A Stonehill Student October 31, 2013
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