Monkey Blast

When a female farts and it slides up the front and blasts out her vagina.

That fart ended up monkey blasting right up the front!

by sks4540 March 21, 2020

Review blast

When you receive terrible customer service, or a surprise subscription which is annoyingly hard to cancel. You let the world know on all possible platforms how crappy it all was.

The gits took £50 out of my account and sent me a bunch of stuff I can’t remember agreeing to. They’re not caring either, so I’m gonna do a Review Blast.

by Jdogtamed March 16, 2025

Cobain Blast

When stomeone kills themselves using a shotgun

-you heard the news about Kurt?
-yea you cloud say that was a Cobain Blast

by Cubos28 July 31, 2025

fire blast

To rub your penis in habeneros and then place penis inside of females Butthole.

"Dude, I fire blasted that chick from the bar last night!"

by slylittleperson October 30, 2014

chunky nut blast

Goku used this move on Chichi, which produced Gohan. Years later, Goten as well.

"WOW Chichi, that was a good chunky nut blast!"

by OkamiODonnell March 4, 2019

A blast from the past

When an elderly queefs or farts

I was walking through the old folks home and heard a blast from the past from Betty’s room

by Swaggymfman February 9, 2022

Baja Blast Diarrhea

Getting EXTREME diarrhea after drinking a MTN Dew Baja Blast.

"yo man that Baja Blast just gave me Baja Blast Diarrhea!!! Oh god i need to shit rn!!!"

by heisenbruhger July 7, 2023