by 3biscuiteers November 24, 2013

A seemingly innocent description for a sordid night of passion. May be accompanied by baking in an attempt to bring some wholesomeness to the whole slutty proceedings, but who knows what happens to all those baking ingredients.... I sure wouldn't want to be eating those cookies....
by Meera Swami January 29, 2007

When something is going really well (such as a cup of tea) but then it turns bad (hitting the biscuit you dropped in there earlier)
My revision was going really well this morning, then I hit the biscuit and came up with a new phrase instead
by Lauracatbird June 2, 2011

A clam biscuit is pipe or a bong bowl filled with marijuana that has been burned down to its last hit.
by Nick Tindall April 25, 2006

Combining the terms crux of the matter and crust of the biscuit meaning "nothing at all" or "worthless or not".
This is the biscuit's crux, KMFDM sucks.
or
He left me with the biscuit's crux, the stupid idiot. I'll let his boss know what's going on and we'll see who gets fired.
or
He left me with the biscuit's crux, the stupid idiot. I'll let his boss know what's going on and we'll see who gets fired.
by rvamp December 3, 2006

dude,i was with this hot girl last night and then she left me for a smokin hot chick,when she told me she was a biscuit licker?
by gollan July 18, 2006

by lysander September 7, 2005
