container ass

Container ass is used to describe an ass that only looks good because of the pants being worn. The definition works two ways in that the ass only looks good when in a container (pants) and the pants contain(h)er ass.

Damn, she has a hot ass! Yea, but take off the pants and I'll bet it's a container ass.

by www.analdoesntcount.com October 10, 2007

jankey-ass

A take on the word jankey, meaning messed-up, broken down, cheap, ghetto, busted, wrong, or fucked-up.

"Did you see that dude's jankey-ass teeth!?"

or

"Who does that jankey-ass bitch think she is?"

by JMilf July 13, 2008

WoW Ass

The feeling that grows on your ass after staying online on World of Warcraft for longer than 5+ Hours.

Knick: My ass hurts soo bad.
Topher: Must've been playing WoW too much.
Knick: I know, that WoW Ass is rough.

by Herrells8th February 07, 2011

shattered ass

the unfortunate effect of anal penitration without the use of good lubrication....tends to develop lumps in the rectal area

Damn sean pull that insanely large penis out of ryan hunting.... ass before you shatter it like there is no tomorrow...

by Anonymous August 02, 2003

ass gasket

paper toilet seat protectors found in a dispenser usually on the wall

i was afraid to catch something from the toilet seat 'cuz they were out of ass gaskets

by alascar August 19, 2010

ass stone

A chunk of shit up under the rim of your asshole that skids your draws and eventually drops out once you get to walking.

I cant wear a thong cuz I gots a ass stone be working its way out

by blossombaby December 23, 2013

claire's ass

The fattest ass you've ever seen

P1: Yo look over there, is her ass as fat as claire's ass?
P2: Na thats impossible there is no ass as fat as claire's ass.

by Mattk26 February 26, 2017