National Boyfriend Day

A day that single guys find out that every girl they are interested in is taken

I was thinking of asking out Emily, but she posted a pic with some guy on national boyfriend day, so it turns out she is taken.

by anaxe September 29, 2020

BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend)

A BOB is a tool used for sexual pleasure usually shaped like male genitalia. They are obviously battery-operated hence the name and usually contain multiple vibrating functions including but not limited to

-Slow tease
-Paced Quicky
-Black Male Destroying Anal

"I accidently found my mums bob jimmy...it was still wet and moving"
"I can't Wait until I can get some alone time with Bob"

BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend)-your moms dildo.

by Loki✌ September 15, 2016

boyfriend

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beep

by hi ummmm June 8, 2021

national show your titties to your boyfriend day

on september 6th, you must show your titties to your boyfriend within the 24 hours.

yo, show me some tits it’s national show your titties to your boyfriend day

by youmboplo September 6, 2021

boyfriend dump

When a girl is flirting with a guy, then he finds out she has a boyfriend.

1. "I met a hot girl at a party, but she boyfriend dumped me."

2. *flirting* "Sorry, my boyfriend is here to pick me up."

For more examples, it's basically the opposite of girlfriend dump

by OliverDaBoss November 22, 2013

happy boyfriend day

PERSON 1 : hey i got u a gift

PERSON 2 : why
PERSON 3: bc its happy boyfriend day love u

PERSON 4 : thank you

happy boyfriend day guys!!!

by ms brown July 13, 2022

Boyfriend abuse

Abuse by a partner (usually goth or black cat girlfriends) towards their beloved (usually gamer or retriever) boyfriend.

Boyfriend abuse is used against Syris by his girlfriend Kelsey because she wont talk to him

Have you read the latest Boyfriend abuse article, it talks about how you should talk to your boyfriend.

by realcoolguy7 November 25, 2024