A retard "Well I see why..."
Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
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If you know him, you know he’s one of a kind. If you don’t, you’re missing out.
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Get the ara's boyfriend mug.A cringe comic series on Webtoon created by the fujoshi Refrainbow. The comic features 4 stereotypical gays, “Jock”, “Nerd” , “Goth”, and “Prep”. The creator is so lazy that you have to do loads of research to find out their actual names as they literally go by “Nerd”, “Jock”, “Prep”, and “Goth” in the comic and not by their names. The creator is a loon who draws child porn and SELLS IT. They also infantize and sexualize gay people and polyamory. The comic itself is very dry and boring, featuring your stereotypical “uwu im so smoll” boys and your “strong quiet man with a soft side!!” boys… Not to mention the ads on youtube, featuring the whiny “uwu boy” voices and shitty animation, nobody thinks you’re cute. You’re just a whiny little kid, which leads to the next issue, the nerd LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE AN 11 YEAR OLD, AND ACTS LIKE ONE TOO. I don’t understand how this comic even has a fanbase 💔
Person 1: “Have you guys read Boyfriends?”
Person 2: “Yeah! I like it!”
Person 3: “Boyfriends.…? That webcomic?”
Person 2: “Yeah!”
Person 3: “Uh,,, Sorry, I don’t like it that much. Boyfriends is not really that good and has a lot of plot holes, the creator isn’t a good person, either.”
Person 1: “Thats alright, Person 3! Nothings for everyone!”
Person 2: “I personally think it’s a really good comic, though! The characters aren’t even stereotypical!!!”
Person 3: “That’s a lie and you know it. Boyfriends goes SO slowly and theres no arc. The only reason it’s so popular is because fujoshi’s obsess over gay people. The creator makes it out as if polyamorous individuals only use poly relationships for sex.”
Person 2: “Yeah! I like it!”
Person 3: “Boyfriends.…? That webcomic?”
Person 2: “Yeah!”
Person 3: “Uh,,, Sorry, I don’t like it that much. Boyfriends is not really that good and has a lot of plot holes, the creator isn’t a good person, either.”
Person 1: “Thats alright, Person 3! Nothings for everyone!”
Person 2: “I personally think it’s a really good comic, though! The characters aren’t even stereotypical!!!”
Person 3: “That’s a lie and you know it. Boyfriends goes SO slowly and theres no arc. The only reason it’s so popular is because fujoshi’s obsess over gay people. The creator makes it out as if polyamorous individuals only use poly relationships for sex.”
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