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Baked Jealousy

The feeling when someone has a delicious baked good (bread, croissants, cake, muffins), and you don't.
Brigid got chocolate croissants for her birthday and now I'm filled with baked Jealousy.
by IncipientMedusa February 9, 2021
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Baked Tomato

Having sexual intercourse with a girl that is on her period
I gave my girl a baked tomato last night
by King Chapo June 15, 2016
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Steamy steak bake

To shit in a pastry and let somebody else eat it.
Oh great heavens Tom that was the best steamy steak bake I ever had.
by TJR93 May 8, 2024
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baked bean asserole

When you spread someone’s ass cheeks (preferably after it’s preheated if yk what i mean) while they’re face down booty up then you open a can of Bushes baked beans and pour them into their anal cavity. You then shut their cheeks together and let it simmer for a minute. When you open up them cheeks you have a nice warm baked bean asserole ready for your enjoyment. Don’t forget your spoon!
Bobby…I’’m really cravin a baked bean asserole
by Oddie Fisher January 7, 2023
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Steak 'N Shake 'N Bake

When people get high in the dorm at jmu and go to the on campus steak n shake to satisfy their munchies.
Person 1: U wanna boof?
Person 2: yeah, im already hungry tho so im gonna have major munchies
Person 1: Aight, Steak 'N Shake 'N Bake?
Person 2: Yessir

*smoke weed in the dorm then go to steak n shake when they are high*
by Prill. May 2, 2019
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cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods

Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
by ceanoay May 31, 2022
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Bake

v. (derogatory) to communally interpret and draw connections between disparate information to draw (often pre-decided, absurd, and/or entirely false) conclusions, as is done in conspiracy theorist communities. Often takes place shortly after an event occurs or information is revealed that, to any reasonable person, would immediately disprove the conspiracy theory.

Originated with the QAnon conspiracy theory, whose followers would call themselves “bakers” following “crumbs” of information given to them by a supposed government insider. This self-identification has been largely abandoned, and the term “bake” is now used mainly by critics of such communities.

Information or narratives which have gone through the above process of interpretation can be said to have been “baked”.
Their prediction of doomsday having not come to pass, the followers pre-heated their ovens and prepared to bake an explanation.
by Squalidarity October 10, 2023
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