Bake

(n.) a person one finds attractive; an attractive actor or celebrity; alternative to bae or boo

plural: bakes

“Did you see Tom Holland? He is such a bake!”

by purpleturtle996 June 2, 2019

Shake and bake

When ur in the same room as and guy and they flash there balls to each other

Man we we're at Rob's house and I got shake And baked

by Can't drivesyrightimsogay June 11, 2019

Easy bake oven

When you smear raw cookie dough on your dick and then perform sexual intercourse at a high intensity rate, the heat from the friction caused by going at fast speeds should cook the dough enough that when she pussy farts, it should smell like your grandma's freshly baked cookies.

I turned her pussy into an easy bake oven with a bucket of raw cookie dough

by HereForAGoodTimeNotALongTime June 16, 2019

Baked

Used to describe someone who looks strange or funny in a photo. Can also apply to real life. Demi Lovato’s notorious ‘poot’ could be described as the ‘baked’ version of her.

Scenario one-
Friend: yo dude you lookin hella baked in that photo

Scenario two-
You: I feel baked right now

Friend: yeah you do look baked my dude

by Steloo September 15, 2019

Bake

The word use to warn somebody your about to roast the shit out of them in amount of seconds

"I'm bout to bake"

by Dabootywarrrior September 15, 2019

Wake and bake and bake

When you wake and bake (smoke weed soon after waking up) and then cook up some breakfast or “bake” again (it doesn’t have to be actual baking).

Yo, I got some good weed and pancake mix, wanna wake and bake and bake tomorrow morning?

by mr richard August 13, 2019

Baked beans

Baked beans is slang for when you’re happy and need to let out a random word, also can be said “baked beans on toast” or just “beans on toast”.

“Hey, guess what !!”
“What?”
“WE ARE GOING TO SEE HAMILTON”
“BAKED BEANS ON TOAST”

“Hi, i have some shocking, bad news.. your cat Amanda died..”
“Baked... beans...”

by Bakedbeansontoast September 4, 2019