A rather lofty euphemism for "dingleberries"; small bits of toilet paper that hang on for dear life after a bathroom trip. Useful when "dingleberry" comes across as too juvenile, or when female company finds the word too disgustingly vivid.
Name is derived from the (mostly) white color and winged shape of the paper pieces.
Name is derived from the (mostly) white color and winged shape of the paper pieces.
(Sound effect: Ploink! Man 1 screams)
Man 2: Dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Man 1: Just plucking out a few asshole angels.
Man 2: Dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Man 1: Just plucking out a few asshole angels.
by Unkie Al December 3, 2007
Get the Asshole Angelsmug. Along the same lines as a parking angel - having uncanny luck with finding items on sale while out shopping.
When I noticed that both bottles of wine I wanted were marked down, I knew my sale angel was definitely working her magic.
by don'tWaitUp July 11, 2010
Get the sale angelmug. Angel Garcia is the type of guy everyone likes. He has lots of friends, especially girls. He gets all the girls obiously. He Is skinny, curly hair, prolly a cute nose too. If u get this man....dont let him go...if u do you will regret it the rest of your life.
by kahkahh October 17, 2020
Get the Angel Garciamug. She is an amazing person who is easy to love. You wil get attached after a few days of knowing her. She is very protective, and so attractive. She has many people chasing after her. She’s gay. My gay. Lmao
Jessie: Hey do you know angel lua?
Savannah: Yeah i kinda have a crush on er.
Kareen: No way. I do.
Tanisha: Back off. Angel Lua’s Mine.
Savannah: Yeah i kinda have a crush on er.
Kareen: No way. I do.
Tanisha: Back off. Angel Lua’s Mine.
by Sadassbitch September 17, 2019
Get the Angel luamug. by louster? December 10, 2009
Get the crafted by angelsmug. He's kinda rude ngl but he's sweet and I love him. I love talking to him and i actually find myself talking to him more than anyone. I feel like I can talk to him about anything or just tell him random things he wouldn’t understand. He’s pretty dumb too but I’m kinda glad I can be the one to help him. Even just him doing something makes me excited and makes me happy and smile:) Hes also rlly cute and adorable. He looks cute laughing too. I wish I wouldn’t get nervous every time im around him. But I OVER GROW THAT FEAR AND TALK TO HIM. I also like hugging him, it’s nice to just be with him in general. I hope i can do everything to make him happier and make his days better. I hope i can be enough for him and I hope he realizes how much he means to me. He’s the guy I would honestly do anything for. I'm most definitely in love with him.
by mylittlepony2.0 February 20, 2022
Get the angel lopezmug. A girl that looks attractive in photos due to the angle the photo is taken at, but is ugly in person.
by Intent September 29, 2015
Get the angle angelmug.