Texas ShotGun

when you hitting a girl from the and grab her by throat . you pull her back by her throat like a shotgun.
Texas ShotGun them sluts love it
by Black Mask Kei December 04, 2013
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Texas Dictionary

When a man and a woman have intercourse by the back of a pick up truck, the man or woman, when angry for whatever reason, takes their partners head and begin to repeatedly slam it onto the tail gate until the trucks symbol and or lettering can be seen the persons face, or head. This can also be done on their back or other body parts.
Man 1-Dude, why does kyle have FORD across his forehead?
Man 2-He screamed out the wrong name when he was with Suzie, and she gave him a Texas dictionary.
Man 1-Shit
by Don Peterson September 11, 2010
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Texas Lighter

Texas Lighter: Is a propane torch used as a regular lighter.

Example: Used for the lighting of your favorite smoking products... Cigar, cigarettes, pipes or any other smoking devices, that which need fire applied to.
Hey, can you please pass me the "Texas Lighter", over there, in front of you?

"What? What lighter?"

In, Front of you.
The "Texas Lighter" right there.
That propane torch "Texas Lighter".
by Gypsy Lizzard February 08, 2019
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texas showdown

A Texas Showdown occurs when two women take up places in adjacent public bathroom stalls, and neither one will commit to make a shit for fear of making an audible fart or shart, or for fear of it reeking a nasty smell.
I'm so sorry I was in the bathroom for an hour, boss, I got into a Texas Showdown with Sally and I just wasn't about to back down.
by AlfredoGermont April 26, 2015
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Texas Burner

A sexual move where one person fills their mouth hot sauce, and their partner delicately slides their penis in.
"Hey man, did you try that Texas Burner last night?"

"Yeah man, it hurt so good."
by barrycalifornia22 September 13, 2020
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Texas Taper

When you insert a pair of wireless clippers inside a girls vagina and give yourself a haircut.
Boy: I need a haircut but I'm horny too.

Girl: Let me give you that Texas Taper.
by TresLC February 04, 2016
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Midland, Texas

A city to the west of Texas which has a booming oil industry.
Welcome to Midland, Texas.
by sus1 May 26, 2018
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