anal wipe

To call a person that they are worth nothing, and that you would wipe your anal with them
THEM : Haha! Suck this, I got a new xPhone

YOU : Shut up you anal wipe, get some friends.
by Venturer X March 13, 2009
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anal beads

beads you stick up your anal (asshole) for pleasure and they have round balls attached to it
Her: Hey wanna do anal tonight?
Him: Not right now use the anal beads.
by daisoanal November 18, 2020
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Anal beads

Mommy look I found these marbles! That's great honey now can you give them to me mommy is going to the bathroom for 2 hours
Anal beads marbles
by LiquidChicken aka RIKU WARREN September 26, 2017
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Anal Merchant

1. somebody in the business of distributing the pleasure of anal.

2. somebody who takes part in anal so often that it becomes a job.
woah, have you seen craig lately? Anal merchant if i ever saw one... he is never away from ass..
by monkeescrotum October 11, 2010
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Anal-ysis

When your father or other person checks your ass for prostate cancer.
I think I feel a lump, father, please give me some anal-ysis
by Massive Nonce January 31, 2018
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anal residue

This occurs when, during anal sex, the lube on the penis and the juices of the receiver combine to form anal residue. This is often white in colour, but can be slightly yellow-brown in colour if inadequate douching has been performed previously to intercourse.
Robin and Ernest had such hot sex last night! But whilst I watched, I noticed there was anal residue on Robin's cock... fuck!
by fanyole23 March 03, 2019
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anal fluffing

Herb got her warmed up with a little anal fluffing.
by daddylongleg12inch August 18, 2011
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