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American Sarcasm

The use of the 'not' joke. Primarily an American idea, the 'not' joke is American sarcasm at its finest.

The lack of sincerity in sarcasm is usually conveyed through tone of voice, but with Americans and their famed linearity of thought, sarcasm often escapes them. Therefore, to make their statement seem sarcastic, they overtly announce it so, by sharply adding 'not' on the end.

Painfully guilty of 'Don't Explain the Joke.'
Group of people eating a meal:
"Wow, this food tastes great...not!"
"Why did you say 'not'?"
"Kelly over there's a yank. Had to slip in some American Sarcasm so she'd get it."
by kremlinjoe June 16, 2009
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American Bitching

still raising hell even once one has sought and received answers to satisfaction.
"Even after I got my bill figured out, I still felt the need to do some American bitching
by lmaozombie October 17, 2013
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American Tickler

When you have a mohawk and you rub it on a woman's vagina really fast and tickle it.
Remember that girl from last night,I gave her a American Tickler!!!
by PotHeadDegree April 25, 2012
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American hello

The act of licking someone up the side of their cheek. Used as a standard hello for close friends, for fun, or if they are Irish.
I just got an American hello from a random stranger at the bar.
by BK UCC Bulldogs July 8, 2016
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American Christianity

American Christianity
A·mer·i·can Chris·ti·an·i·ty
/əˈmerəkən/ˌkrisCHēˈanədē/

(noun)
{a religion “loosely” based on the person and teachings of Jesus of Nazareth, or its beliefs and practices.}

explanation
Where it differs from real Christianity is in its teachings to hate other religions and sexual preferences it does not tolerate. Whereas in real Christianity, it is taught to Love Thy Neighbor, it is the opposite in American Christianity.

Racism is also very prevalent in American Christianity. A defining feature of American Christianity is its point to make Jesus into a white male with blue eyes. Which makes this religion border on the teachings of Nazism.
1. He went abroad to preach American Christianity to the heathen. 2. John has converted to American Christianity.
by That's why your dead December 7, 2020
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American Sunday

The sexual act of putting your balls on ice creme adding whip creme And have your partner eat it.
She came while giving me an American sunday
by Badegg321 September 6, 2010
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American Idiot

An album by Green Day. Best Green Day album next to Dookie and Revolution Radio

Something you dont want to be
"Dont wanna be an American Idiot! Don't want a nation under the new mania! Hey can you hear the sound of hysteria? The subliminal mind-fuck America!"
by Father of All Mother Fuckers November 20, 2020
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