American Sarcasm

The use of the 'not' joke. Primarily an American idea, the 'not' joke is American sarcasm at its finest.

The lack of sincerity in sarcasm is usually conveyed through tone of voice, but with Americans and their famed linearity of thought, sarcasm often escapes them. Therefore, to make their statement seem sarcastic, they overtly announce it so, by sharply adding 'not' on the end.

Painfully guilty of 'Don't Explain the Joke.'

Group of people eating a meal:
"Wow, this food tastes great...not!"
"Why did you say 'not'?"
"Kelly over there's a yank. Had to slip in some American Sarcasm so she'd get it."

by kremlinjoe June 16, 2009

American Sunday

The sexual act of putting your balls on ice creme adding whip creme And have your partner eat it.

She came while giving me an American sunday

by Badegg321 September 6, 2010

american diet

The opposite of a normal diet

Jim: Bob you said your on a diet but your eating junk food
Bob: Im on an american diet

by kacsa June 9, 2015

American Idiot

An album by Green Day. Best Green Day album next to Dookie and Revolution Radio

Something you dont want to be

"Dont wanna be an American Idiot! Don't want a nation under the new mania! Hey can you hear the sound of hysteria? The subliminal mind-fuck America!"

by Father of All Mother Fuckers November 20, 2020

American hello

The act of licking someone up the side of their cheek. Used as a standard hello for close friends, for fun, or if they are Irish.

I just got an American hello from a random stranger at the bar.

by BK UCC Bulldogs July 8, 2016

American School

Commonly known as "shooting range".

"hey mom I am going to the american school to have my exams"
"Okay Honey, do not get shot"

by på October 29, 2019

American Bitching

still raising hell even once one has sought and received answers to satisfaction.

"Even after I got my bill figured out, I still felt the need to do some American bitching

by lmaozombie October 17, 2013