dirty brown wrap around

while making love to a woman, shove both of your testicles and surrounding sack into her butthole. continue to make love, like a beast on a leash. If she is on top, feel free to remove your penis from the vag(keeping the balls in the brown eye) and spin her around several times... practice by shoving your nuts into a beer bottle.

"I again gave myself testicular torsion giving juanita the dirty brown wrap around."

by Parmesean John December 4, 2007

Reach Around Selfie

1. n: having someone take a picture of you as you take a picture of yourself (or something else)

Jill is getting a great shot of the San Francisco bridge, realizes she is wearing a lovely sundress that matches the bridge, and asks Jack for the reach around selfie so she can pair the pic of her with the pic of the bridge when she posts it on instabook.

by WAATY March 28, 2014

wrap around beat down

Is when a woman stands behind a man an reaches around an jerks him off. While the man is in the....

freeze put your hands in the air position

Man my girl came behind me outside at the party an gave me a wrap around beat down.

by bigggdeee1 February 26, 2018

reeking around the Christmas tree

Relatives that wear old reeking sweaters that smell like cigarettes.

Mabel: How do you like my vintage Christmas sweater I have not washed for decades ?

Junior: It's nice.

Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.

by cut the cards December 19, 2022

mulch around the sugar shack

Taking a dump around a type 2 diabetic while they sleep on your farm.

Hey! Billy Bob's gotta mulch around the sugar shack before it gets too cold!

by TioLeo December 4, 2022

80 days around the world

A book that Disney made into a movie.

The show 80 days around the world was ok

by ToxicPorky May 13, 2016

Dr. Jon Reach Around

A “loving embrace,” done with the utmost care and the gentlest touch by a healthcare professional while the patient is concentrating on their alimental concerns, questions they are being asked about general health trivia while they are being entertained with bright lights and Snellen charts, or otherwise distracted by the doctor’s slight of hand. Sometimes seen as a test of a patients fortitude and potential, this act, while not intrinsically sexual, is often referred to in doctoring circles as the first foray of the lonely and overeducated in their professional mating rituals or “social networking” in and outside of their immediate circles.

I went in to see if I needed new glasses and while I was there I was given the “Dr. Jon Reach Around.” I’m not sure if my vision is any better but I’ve met my co-pay for the year. All things considered, I’m happy with my new provider.

by Ken Limnac April 23, 2021