Friend: "Do I look fat in this sweatshirt?"
You: "Mid-key, you don't look that fat, but I guess you could lose a couple of pounds if that's what you want to do."
You: "Mid-key, you don't look that fat, but I guess you could lose a couple of pounds if that's what you want to do."
by Voltron 567 December 9, 2023

by Oofles669HaYouThought October 31, 2018

another way to say "kill yourself."
keys - e = kys
Said as an alternative in order to avoid the comment filter and you still need to get your point across.
keys - e = kys
Said as an alternative in order to avoid the comment filter and you still need to get your point across.
by hughjasshole February 2, 2024

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard people touch because they want to type "fjfjfjfj" or just because they feel good.
by FishLUL April 24, 2025

Dirty ass island chain off the coast of Florida. There is nothing to do unless you are a 60 year old boomer from Minnesota who likes to get wasted on a boat. Every single store is a tourist trap with the exception of Dollar Tree. Every single house is built on stilts, has crushed rock covering the whole yard, a boat out back, a manatee or fish mailbox, and a Lets Go Brandon or Trump 2024 flag flying. The islands are so narrow you can walk from one end to the other in a 50 seconds. You are isolated on a little island with a bunch of drunk old White people.
The Keys are a Midwestern retirement community for unrepentant alcoholics. And then the Cuban refs are on stock island.
by B52C69007 March 2, 2022

no one uses it... raise awareness
by pejrejfesekdc msqaz , August 8, 2018

by High key dumb May 15, 2017
