A girl with great personality, very funny, great hair, strong, tall, very talented, and great in bed. Her one downfall is that her husband is kindof a dick. But she loves him anyways.
by Brook Oberst December 3, 2022

A gorgeous English speaking Italian woman with a perfect tooth to gum ratio.
She’s a hottie that loves shots and working out. She also loves snacks she cannot go to bed hungry because she does not want to die. Get you a Brooke because what would life be without one.
She’s a hottie that loves shots and working out. She also loves snacks she cannot go to bed hungry because she does not want to die. Get you a Brooke because what would life be without one.
by Shotti November 23, 2021

Cutest couple out there. Brooke is beautiful and outgoing and Mason is athletic and typically pretty shy. They’re usually sort of shy around each other but would probably last a very long time, probably getting married!
Person 1: “Brooke and Mason are so cute of a couple”
Person 2: “Yes Brooke’s dick is so long and beautiful”
Person 2: “Yes Brooke’s dick is so long and beautiful”
by anonymouspillowkisser23 January 11, 2019

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

Brooke's tend to be stuck up suck up's. They hate being wrong but always are wrong. They try to be popular and think that they are when they really aren't. They love the highway cause that is where they were born and what they look like. Often found to have a incredibly annoying voice whether it be scratchy or to high pitched or a combination of the two.
Person: dude I cant believe that girl told our teacher that the test was today, it was for NEXT wednesday
Person 2: I know, and she yelled in her incredibly annoying voice too, she is such a Brooke
Person 2: I know, and she yelled in her incredibly annoying voice too, she is such a Brooke
by _PBJAM March 3, 2022

Her artistic abilities in drawing spongebob characters depicted as strippers is IMMACULATE. She also has the biggest juiciest ass the world has ever seen.
by Pedro "Papi Chulo" Gonzalez October 14, 2022
