The minimum amount of time to wait before replying to a text message from a love interest without seeming desperate and needy.
Bob 16:25 Hey it's bob, got your number last night in that dive bar. How's ur day goin?
Candy 16:32 Oh hey bob, my day's going well thanks, nothing hectic just relaxing.
Bob 16:39 Lets bangbangbangbangbang
Candy 16:43 Sounds great!
*7 minute rule alarm bells in Bob's brain*
Bob 17:30 Actually I'm busy that day
Candy 17:31 What day?? What? But I LOVE YOU, YOU WILL FATHER MY CHILDREN
Bob 17:31 *deletes number*
Candy 16:32 Oh hey bob, my day's going well thanks, nothing hectic just relaxing.
Bob 16:39 Lets bangbangbangbangbang
Candy 16:43 Sounds great!
*7 minute rule alarm bells in Bob's brain*
Bob 17:30 Actually I'm busy that day
Candy 17:31 What day?? What? But I LOVE YOU, YOU WILL FATHER MY CHILDREN
Bob 17:31 *deletes number*
by Honkyassmofo October 13, 2011
A nickname for a Molotov Cocktail.
Tim: Let's head up to Vancouver and get that riot rocking right with some Lebanese 7-Ups!
Johnny: You are a racist.
Johnny: You are a racist.
by ThugLifer13WordYo June 27, 2011
What most girls with untrustworthly boyfriends want them to become. A boyfriend that you can see no matter what day of the week or what time it is.
James would only see me on the weekends but now he's a 24/7 boyfriend and we see each other all the time.
by Mighty Arrow April 17, 2010
This person deserves anything you would offer they are worth more than 137852954262354624665 STARS you If you know someone born on this date you are VERYY lucky!!!
Bobby: dang she was born May 7 2010 she cute and hot she deserves the world!!
Other guys: Facts my guyyyy!!!
Other guys: Facts my guyyyy!!!
Used to describe to a friend how bad the shit you are currently having is
1. I think I may be constipated
2. I need to take my pants off for this shit
3. I may not come out for a while
4. I'm pissing and shitting everywhere
5. I'm either on my period or I'm just downright bleeding, but there is blood and shit everywhere
6. I'm gonna need help cleaning if I ever come out
7. Tell my mommy I love her.
1. I think I may be constipated
2. I need to take my pants off for this shit
3. I may not come out for a while
4. I'm pissing and shitting everywhere
5. I'm either on my period or I'm just downright bleeding, but there is blood and shit everywhere
6. I'm gonna need help cleaning if I ever come out
7. Tell my mommy I love her.
Person A: "Bro, you okay in there?"
Person B: "No, I need help."
Person A: "on The 7 levels of shitting scale, which one?"
Person B: "Number 7..."
Person A: "Oh no dude..."
Person B: "No, I need help."
Person A: "on The 7 levels of shitting scale, which one?"
Person B: "Number 7..."
Person A: "Oh no dude..."
by FlyingBucket August 01, 2017
by nozomoohasbeendespacitoed November 25, 2018
on 7/4/10 youtube got hacked by /b/ and some other fags, sayin that justin bieber died in an accident by postin comments with some script shit in it.
by jizzmuffin July 05, 2010