Take your plane to work day

The special day of taking a plane specifically a Boeing 747 into your preferred workspace on the 11th day of September each year. The most memorable sites was the World Trade Centre, Pentagon, A random Field in Pennsylvania and somewhere else I can't exactly remember.

Hey Jim! Did you know tomorrow is Take your plane to work day?
Jim: Sweet! I'll ask my Dad to let me fly his Boeing 747 into work!

by BigFatShlong69420 April 26, 2021

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National date your bestie day

September 6 you have to date you bestfriend for a whole day

Bestie:Wanna date for a day
You:Yeah it is national date your bestie day

by _lxsa7d4_ September 1, 2021

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National slap your brother day

Is on October 4th

National slap your brother day is on October 4th and you slap your brother

by Lovethatchickenfrompoepeyes October 3, 2021

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Caught with your hand in the nookie jar

When you are fingering a girl and someone walks in on you.

Friend: "Dude I can't believe you got caught with your hand in the nookie jar! Your girlfriend must be so embarrased...and your mom lol."

You:(Face Palm)

by Sir SnAdEr September 7, 2010

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Your little cousin wants to play

The phrase your mom says when your retard of a cousin comes to visit and wants to play fortnite or whatever game that is mainstream at the time. The best course of action is uninstalling the GPU driver (thank me later)

Mom: (whatever your name is), your little cousin wants to play on your computer.
You:Can I just tell him that my PC is broken?
Mom:No!

by B8EDUM8 January 11, 2021

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